lalate Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 In light of the sea of horrible recent threads, I think it's time we need to make an oath to keep it up.We herein formally agree to:1) To have an Attention Gabo thread every thirty minuts2) To compare pussy to not only a bagel but fine baked goods everywhere3) To suggest once a day to "to walk a girl to your car", irrespective of whether or not your car's is less appelaing than a dirty subway car filled with homeless people.4) To not ask "should I get my nipples pierced", but rather, ask it, reask it, then ask it again, then post pics before, then ask it again, then post pics after, and make it a wonderful not month, but summer long, discussion.5) To compare pussy to not only a bagel but matzo ball soap, pastrami on rye, and noodle koogle6) To write a bashing post of someone who is getting some everytime we arent getting any that day.7) To ask questions not as simple "what does it mean when a girl walks by my car and says hi" but, profoundly, more simple questions like, "I saw a girl cut me off on the fdr drive, curse me out, give me the finger, and then wink. Does that mean she's in love?"8) To promise to write about our generosity in sharing brazlian women with buddies everywhere.8) To misnumber threads.9) To compare pussy to chicken in the pot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 10) Remember that it's only a messageboard SuGaRNSpIcE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 ...anyone see I, Robot...there's an appropo line at the beginning where the female doctor asks will smith, "oh, are you being funny?".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted July 18 Author Report Share Posted July 18 11) Give your year supply of green rep points to any girl that talks like this.i could probably use some rough sex right about now, at least then i would be able to get some of this hostility out!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lafemcaliente Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 hat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 hat Thought u were gonna take a nap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted July 18 Author Report Share Posted July 18 12) Accompany every post with a post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lafemcaliente Posted July 18 Report Share Posted July 18 Thought u were gonna take a nap shoosh u, i tried to and decided it wasnt gun happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted July 19 Author Report Share Posted July 19 13) Yo, dude, refrain from the use of language like "yo" and "your boy" unless the thread is about "Yo MTV Raps". Peace out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 10) Remember that it's only a messageboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 In light of the sea of horrible recent threads, I think it's time we need to make an oath to keep it up.We herein formally agree to:1) To have an Attention Gabo thread every thirty minuts2) To compare pussy to not only a bagel but fine baked goods everywhere3) To suggest once a day to "to walk a girl to your car", irrespective of whether or not your car's is less appelaing than a dirty subway car filled with homeless people.4) To not ask "should I get my nipples pierced", but rather, ask it, reask it, then ask it again, then post pics before, then ask it again, then post pics after, and make it a wonderful not month, but summer long, discussion.5) To compare pussy to not only a bagel but matzo ball soap, pastrami on rye, and noodle koogle6) To write a bashing post of someone who is getting some everytime we arent getting any that day.7) To ask questions not as simple "what does it mean when a girl walks by my car and says hi" but, profoundly, more simple questions like, "I saw a girl cut me off on the fdr drive, curse me out, give me the finger, and then wink. Does that mean she's in love?"8) To promise to write about our generosity in sharing brazlian women with buddies everywhere.8) To misnumber threads.9) To compare pussy to chicken in the pot.#1 works for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
actingitup Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 13) Yo, dude, refrain from the use of language like "yo" and "your boy" unless the thread is about "Yo MTV Raps". Peace out. 14. try to keep all posts less than a paragraph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 2) To compare pussy to not only a bagel but fine baked goods everywhere5) To compare pussy to not only a bagel but matzo ball soap, pastrami on rye, and noodle koogle9) To compare pussy to chicken in the pot. :laugh:i knew my bagel thread would go to good use and i agree~! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moniquetz007 Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 #1 works for me.YOu Luff the Attention... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted July 20 Author Report Share Posted July 20 14. try to keep all posts less than a paragraphYup yup. Fur real, dawg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted July 20 Author Report Share Posted July 20 :laugh:i knew my bagel thread would go to good use and i agree~!H&H Bagels has a copy of this thread on their store entrance now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted July 20 Author Report Share Posted July 20 15. Always agree that the appearance of this guy is an early warning for an impending code red cassanova alert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted July 20 Author Report Share Posted July 20 16. Never, don't ever, let "Tuesday is Carmen Electra Day" go a Tuesday without a single Carnen post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moniquetz007 Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 16. Never, don't ever, let "Tuesday is Carmen Electra Day" go a Tuesday without a single Carnen post.Ay Tony the things you said!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted July 20 Author Report Share Posted July 20 :devil: lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted July 23 Author Report Share Posted July 23 14. try to keep all posts less than a paragraph16. Repeat violations of rule 14 will result in having your pecs cut off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted July 23 Author Report Share Posted July 23 17. One quote in a post is okay, two quotes is pushing it, three quotes says says "Alf probably has more of a life than you", and four quotes says "a Chia Pet has more of a life than you". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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