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touch, bro, you scare me!!!!!!!!!!!

you seriously do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

did i ever tell you about the time i was at the zoo and i started to tease the gorillas!!!!!!!!!

oh it was great, i was by the gorilla cages and i was chewing on a banana, i kept taking the banana and waving it at the gorillas.......they started gettin heated and the looked like they wanted to kill me!!!!!!!, but i knew there was NOOOOOOOO way they were gettin out of their cage..........so i ran left to right teasing all the gorillas!!!!!!!! THEN i noticed someone left the cage door open!!!!!!!!!!!!!, digga ran and the gorillas caught me....................................it took digga 5 years to get feeling back in his legs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lesson to be learned here:

DO NOT TEASE THE ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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READ CAREFULLY:

Fingers:

by Liqid (music)

Vocals by Silvana Buono - of Liquid Light Records

Flowing smoothly over my skin,

touching the curves, indulging within.

Consuming my control, taking over my space,

finding the pleasurous areas, underneath my shroud of self,

showing me there is more to life then wealth.

As i straighten then fold, to your every touch,

how is it you know the feelings i have been longing so much.

How is it you find, the casim in me,

setting my mind to your mind,

and setting me "UN"free.

while the ticking continues, and the time feels still,

while you are in full control of all of my will,

i becon you to never again sease,

my body pulls you in, while my breath says PLEASE.

This is often seen as a pleasurous sin

This is often discarded as a fantisy within

This is often not done, online for all to see,

These are mearly crumbs of what you can do to me.

how ya like the lyrics?

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????????????????????????????????

DO YOU LEAVE OUT IMPORTANT NOUNS AND VERBS IN YOUR SENTENCES????????

yes. i do this mearly so you dont have to cheat and use your "speak and spell" toy to understand how to pronounce so many words on the big "computer tv thingy"

HAHAHA

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so you plan on working out til you can fit a bouble "D" cup and still breast feed?

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!...............WOW, THAT WAS BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think im going to have my 3 year old cousin beat the shit out of me now!!!!!

this is too much for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i think its time you went to the far end of the room

there you will find on the floor a silvre spoon

bend it,

take it with you as you walk into the small door, where,

you will encounter a man of many colors and no eyes.

He will speak but you will not hear him,

but you will understand.

He will present you will a key in exchange for spoon.

but you must belive, you must belive the spoon is real for the exchange to be proper.

When you have your key, take it with you as it is the catalyst to the rest of your journey.

Becareful as we will all be watching you.

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i think its time you went to the far end of the room

there you will find on the floor a silvre spoon

bend it,

take it with you as you walk into the small door, where,

you will encounter a man of many colors and no eyes.

He will speak but you will not hear him,

but you will understand.

He will present you will a key in exchange for spoon.

but you must belive, you must belive the spoon is real for the exchange to be proper.

When you have your key, take it with you as it is the catalyst to the rest of your journey.

Becareful as we will all be watching you.

:aaah:

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......k......so...

.A) it's paris and NICOLE RITCHIE hosting...i mean i know the blonde hotel princess and the HALF BLACK girl resemble and all but...seriously man....

...ANDDDDDDDDDDDD 2) um....what event would u like them to host?...the fucking democratic convention....it's the teen choice awards.....and as far as NICKY HILTON being uncreative.....you suck....and need to regroup

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