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Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?

Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually

Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?

Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible.

Peter: Wrong, the ugly one!

Gun advocate: Guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do.

:laugh: a so wrong

Peter: A guy at work bought a car out of the paper. Ten years later, Bam! Herpes.

:laugh:

Lois: Peter, what did you promise me?

Peter: That I wouldn't drink at the stag party.

Lois: And what did you do?

Peter: Drank at the stag pa-- ... Whoa. I almost walked into that one

:laugh:

Stewie: By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins

Congressman: Cigarettes killed my father, and raped my mother.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

that show is hilarious

cant wait to watch it

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Gun advocate: Guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do.

:laugh: a so wrong

Stewie: By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

i luv that show...stewie says the funniest shit.

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Peter: Look at this, Lois, see right here [points in book], I was voted most likely to succeed!

Lois: Peter, that's not you. That's not even a yearbook, it's a People magazine.

Peter: Oh, I wondered why they had the wrong picture and name.

Li : Stewie, come complete our rainbow.

Stewie Griffin : I've got a better idea. Let's go play "swallow the stuff under the sink."

Stewie Griffin : Mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint: it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster. :laugh::laugh:

Peter Griffin : Maybe you don't have to pee. I'll just give you some beer, it'll run right through you.

Stewie Griffin : Beautiful. And while we're at it we can light up a doobie and watch porn.

Peter Griffin : Rea... Really?

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