jprutig Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 well, maybe not. some humor for you on this ugly Friday. apologies if you've seen this alreadyNICKNAMESIf Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla,Peanut-Head and Scrappy.EATING OUTWhen the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller,and none will actually admit they want change back.When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.MONEYA man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.BATHROOMSA man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, comb, shaving cream,razor,a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.A man would not be able to identify most of these items.ARGUMENTSA woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.CATSWomen love cats.Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.FUTUREA woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.SUCCESSA successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.MARRIAGEA woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.DRESSING UPA woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.NATURALMen wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.Women somehow deteriorate during the night.OFFSPRINGAh, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears, and hopes and dreams.A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.THOUGHT FOR THE DAYAny married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.------------------you can judge the quality and content of one's character by the way they treat someone that can do nothing for them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 hehehetoo true!! luv,brandie------------------"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."**NEW EMAIL!!** brandie@powerpuff.com AIM: loves2coxi love Rob *always&forever* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcre3306 Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 That was funny. I like it ALOT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
translucent Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 Ha Ha. Way too true. ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 I think i'm a man!------------------ Boink like a bunny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wombat Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 Peeps, I have to watch what I say, I think she's on to us but good job buddy. Couldn't have said it better myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampienyc10 Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 I would have to disagree with a lot of those..------------------AIM vampie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidmishmosh Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 hahhaaaa those were really good !! ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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