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yeah, when's the last time we had this much free time?? I admit I'm bored, but needless to say my elementary Japanese has improved greatly ! :biggrin:

How many ppl stayed home and drank themselves silly last night?

Surfing anyone?? :tongue:

For real!

I'm sitting here catching up on my music, burning CD's among other things,

cleaning up my pc files and last nite I could barely spit out the questions of

TRIVIA PURSUIT 20 YEARS! :drunk::laugh:

NO SURFING....but.....

Arigato Cristina-san! :tongue:

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For real!

I'm sitting here catching up on my music, burning CD's among other things,

cleaning up my pc files and last nite I could barely spit out the questions of

TRIVIA PURSUIT 20 YEARS! :drunk::laugh:

NO SURFING....but.....

Arigato Cristina-san! :tongue:

The waves suck anyway, all choppy... Konnichiwa DigitalPheonixsama! :bowdown:

Oi, ome! Kono kusa no nioikaide miroyo! Kore wa zettai saikokyuhin da ze!

(Yo man! Take a whiff of my grass! Top grade stuff!) :bong:

They just lifted the beach curfews YAY! :clap2: Itte Kimasu!

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The waves suck anyway, all choppy... Konnichiwa DigitalPheonixsama! :bowdown:

Oi, ome! Kono kusa no nioikaide miroyo! Kore wa zettai saikokyuhin da ze!

(Yo man! Take a whiff of my grass! Top grade stuff!)

They just lifted the beach curfews YAY!!! Itte Kimasu!

I gotta tell ya a funny story about speaking Japanese that what happened

with my job:

Before I started working with NCL, my friend had just returned from

Okinawa, Japan where he had been stationed for a while with the Army.

He taught me a few Japanese phrases and words, and I caught on pretty quick.

One specific phrase caught my attention because it was sarcastic,

I cannot spell it properly but if you were to sound it out it'd sound like this:

Ipatsu ye ne da sete....ore guy shimas!

This dude tells me it translates to: "FUCK YOU!....and have a NICE DAY!"

So I pick it up and dont use it for a LOOONG time. But still remember it..

I get sent out to New York to represent NCL at a travel trade show,

and at the end of it people are invited to a cocktail party.

Free booze is the best booze!!!! :aright:

So I sit at the bar and a nice couple, travel agents both from Ohio

sit next to me and we strike a conversation.

Suddenly the chick tells me she's from Okinawa and I say "NO KIDDING?"

I tell her about my friend and the phrases - yada,yada,yada - and then she

turns and asks if I can say ANY phrases.

I warn her that I know one but it's not so pleasant and she says:

"GO AHEAD, IT's OK!"

So I say it, and she looks at me blankly - busts out laughing LOUD as FUCK

and she says to me: "wait until i tell the girls this one!"

Her husband who is this big black dude goes:

"WHAT DID HE SAY??????????"

She says: He said - "Let me stick it in one time...PLEASE?"

YOOOOOOOO!!! WOOOOOOT???????????????????????? :confused:

NEVER AGAIN will I say that shit to ANYONE that looks near Asian!!!!

:laugh::laugh:

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I gotta tell ya a funny story about speaking Japanese that what happened

with my job:

Before I started working with NCL, my friend had just returned from

Okinawa, Japan where he had been stationed for a while with the Army.

He taught me a few Japanese phrases and words, and I caught on pretty quick.

One specific phrase caught my attention because it was sarcastic,

I cannot spell it properly but if you were to sound it out it'd sound like this:

Ipatsu ye ne da sete....ore guy shimas!

This dude tells me it translates to: "FUCK YOU!....and have a NICE DAY!"

So I pick it up and dont use it for a LOOONG time. But still remember it..

I get sent out to New York to represent NCL at a travel trade show,

and at the end of it people are invited to a cocktail party.

Free booze is the best booze!!!! :aright:

So I sit at the bar and a nice couple, travel agents both from Ohio

sit next to me and we strike a conversation.

Suddenly the chick tells me she's from Okinawa and I say "NO KIDDING?"

I tell her about my friend and the phrases - yada,yada,yada - and then she

turns and asks if I can say ANY phrases.

I warn her that I know one but it's not so pleasant and she says:

"GO AHEAD, IT's OK!"

So I say it, and she looks at me blankly - busts out laughing LOUD as FUCK

and she says to me: "wait until i tell the girls this one!"

Her husband who is this big black dude goes:

"WHAT DID HE SAY??????????"

She says: He said - "Let me stick it in one time...PLEASE?"

YOOOOOOOO!!! WOOOOOOT???????????????????????? :confused:

NEVER AGAIN will I say that shit to ANYONE that looks near Asian!!!!

emoti-greenlaugh.gif:spin::roll:

DAMN FUNNY!

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