fastfast Posted September 27 Report Share Posted September 27 WHETHER IT IS TRUE OR NOT...STILL MADE ME LAUGH A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"letterfrom his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distancebetween us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on youtwice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'msorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. -Love, Becky The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture ofBecky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he hadcollected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note: Dear! Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the fu** you are. Pleasetake your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take Care, Ricky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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housedog Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 Thats was good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0otsh3ll Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 lmao... lmao... lmao... ...lmao ...lmao ...lmaoreminds me of my boy who was in the navy and his girlfriend found out he was cheating on her so to get even with him she made a video full of south park episodes for him and his friends along with a care package filled with cookies... well in the middle of one of the episodes, the video cuts out from southpark and goes to his gf sucking some dudes dick and then he cums in her mouth and she spits it into the batter... lmao... he swears this is true and saw the video on base, but swears he didnt eat the cookies... whatever long story short true or not thats fuckin funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 lmao... lmao... lmao... ...lmao ...lmao ...lmaoreminds me of my boy who was in the navy and his girlfriend found out he was cheating on her so to get even with him she made a video full of south park episodes for him and his friends along with a care package filled with cookies... well in the middle of one of the episodes, the video cuts out from southpark and goes to his gf sucking some dudes dick and then he cums in her mouth and she spits it into the batter... lmao... he swears this is true and saw the video on base, but swears he didnt eat the cookies... whatever long story short true or not thats fuckin funny...damn, i hate when that happens... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jennifera Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 Funny story.. I hope he ate every last cookie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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