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WHETHER IT IS TRUE OR NOT...STILL MADE ME LAUGH

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"letter

from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance

between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you

twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm

sorry.

Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

-Love, Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any

snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,

ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of

Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had

collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:

Dear! Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the fu** you are. Please

take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care, Ricky

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lmao... lmao... lmao... :aright: ...lmao ...lmao ...lmao

reminds me of my boy who was in the navy and his girlfriend found out he was cheating on her so to get even with him she made a video full of south park episodes for him and his friends along with a care package filled with cookies... well in the middle of one of the episodes, the video cuts out from southpark and goes to his gf sucking some dudes dick and then he cums in her mouth and she spits it into the batter... lmao... he swears this is true and saw the video on base, but swears he didnt eat the cookies... whatever long story short true or not thats fuckin funny...

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lmao... lmao... lmao... :aright: ...lmao ...lmao ...lmao

reminds me of my boy who was in the navy and his girlfriend found out he was cheating on her so to get even with him she made a video full of south park episodes for him and his friends along with a care package filled with cookies... well in the middle of one of the episodes, the video cuts out from southpark and goes to his gf sucking some dudes dick and then he cums in her mouth and she spits it into the batter... lmao... he swears this is true and saw the video on base, but swears he didnt eat the cookies... whatever long story short true or not thats fuckin funny...

damn, i hate when that happens...

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