liqidtouch Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 Ok so i went to diner the other night with a good friendshes just turning 20 and still a virgin.She leans over the table at Ruby tuesdays and says "Liqid there's something i think i really want for my birthday."Im sure your thinking the right thing here "I want to get laid" is how she put it after about 5 mins of talking her upto saying it out loud.Yes the waitress hears us and asked if we wanted the check in a hurry shes a cool chicanywayi was tellin her that she shouldnt loose it in her b-day and CERTAINLY not on her wedding night either if that comes up causeSerously ladies - you remember your first time im sure "we all do"was it as physically plesant as "lovemaking" is lead to beleave?I mean yea its cool to do it if you want to but to have it on your bday 1st time with the chance of being somewhat painful? alittle....anyway. I no woman (wait let me check) + + = ok all better nowyea im no woman but uhhhhh the pain - and possably for a couple days after?not a really cool memorywhats your thoughts moniquetz007 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 whats your thoughtsgive her what she wants...pop her cherry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere444 Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 Ok so i went to diner the other night with a good friendshes just turning 20 and still a virgin.She leans over the table at Ruby tuesdays and says "Liqid there's something i think i really want for my birthday."Im sure your thinking the right thing here "I want to get laid" is how she put it after about 5 mins of talking her upto saying it out loud.Yes the waitress hears us and asked if we wanted the check in a hurry shes a cool chicanywayi was tellin her that she shouldnt loose it in her b-day and CERTAINLY not on her wedding night either if that comes up causeSerously ladies - you remember your first time im sure "we all do"was it as physically plesant as "lovemaking" is lead to beleave?I mean yea its cool to do it if you want to but to have it on your bday 1st time with the chance of being somewhat painful? alittle....anyway. I no woman (wait let me check) + + = ok all better nowyea im no woman but uhhhhh the pain - and possably for a couple days after?not a really cool memorywhats your thoughtsShe called you Liqid ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murrrr Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 u beat me to it! lol! She called you Liqid ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emjay Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 whats your thoughtswhat he said....give her what she wants...pop her cherry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsamurai Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 give her what she wants...pop her cherry!yup, dont pass up the cooch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 What is a "liqid" anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsblend Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 She called you Liqid ??I think he already said once that everyone calls him Liqid..even family! I think..I may be wrong.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 She called you Liqid ?? first thing I was gonna ask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 Also, make sure you find a way of talking her into letting you hit that shit raw...just come up w/ some bullshit of how much better it will feel is she actually gets to feel "you" inside of her...it will mean that much more...bla bla blanot to mention, if you give her any of your diseases or get her pregnant, she definitely won't forget her 1st time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 not to mention, if you give her any of your diseases or get her pregnant, she definitely won't forget her 1st timetsk tsk.....comedic value = 0u ma nigga and all bro....but that was tasteless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 Also, make sure you find a way of talking her into letting you hit that shit raw...just come up w/ some bullshit of how much better it will feel is she actually gets to feel "you" inside of her...it will mean that much more...bla bla blanot to mention, if you give her any of your diseases or get her pregnant, she definitely won't forget her 1st timeLMAO :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidtouch Posted September 29 Author Report Share Posted September 29 this is where i realize thati didnt mention something here....in the conversation she never said that she wanted ME to hit it - take it - pop it - rip it sick - or even pass her the bazzieezez (deseases)ut iwas looking for advice you would give for HER to read you horney fawkers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidtouch Posted September 29 Author Report Share Posted September 29 iwas looking for advice that you would give for HER to read you horney basterd HHAAAHAHAHbut i didnt mention that in the whole conversation- she didnt say thatshe wanted ME to hit it - pop it - desease it - rip it sick - whateveragain she didnt SAY it but i cant tell if it was just implied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 Woah woah woah slow down here LiQiD...I knew something was up...she dont wanna bang you come on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 Also, make sure you find a way of talking her into letting you hit that shit raw...just come up w/ some bullshit of how much better it will feel is she actually gets to feel "you" inside of her...it will mean that much more...bla bla blanot to mention, if you give her any of your diseases or get her pregnant, she definitely won't forget her 1st timeStraight to the point.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 this is where i realize thati didnt mention something here....in the conversation she never said that she wanted ME to hit it - take it - pop it - rip it sick - or even pass her the bazzieezez (deseases)ut iwas looking for advice you would give for HER to read you horney fawkerswait, so she's just looking for some random guy to take her virginity away on her birthday? Even better....check em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidtouch Posted September 29 Author Report Share Posted September 29 maybe this is so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 i remember quite vividly.. as it was only a year and 1/2 ago that i lost it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murrrr Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 aww ur still a baby i remember quite vividly.. as it was only a year and 1/2 ago that i lost it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 i remember quite vividly.. as it was only a year and 1/2 ago that i lost it woohoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 i remember quite vividly.. as it was only a year and 1/2 ago that i lost it nice...so what's the total up to now? Just curious because I know alot of times girls who stay a virgin for a long time, after their 1st time they sought of become nymphos and start to sleep around (not saying that's what you do) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattm2o Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 Also, make sure you find a way of talking her into letting you hit that shit raw...just come up w/ some bullshit of how much better it will feel is she actually gets to feel "you" inside of her...it will mean that much more...bla bla blanot to mention, if you give her any of your diseases or get her pregnant, she definitely won't forget her 1st time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmmaaayyyy Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 Timmmaaayyyy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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