stogiey2k2 Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 Subject: Ghetto GrammarSchool'n in Da HoodLeroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's grammar homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence. 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotell everybody. 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good. 3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb. 4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose. 5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both. 6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. 7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis. 8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake."He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel". 9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine. 10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the pool hall. 11. Iraq - When we got to the pool hall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break. 12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?" 13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify." 14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good. 3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb. :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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philippio Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 Focking brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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digitalphoenix Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 SPAM-SMATIC!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 Subject: Ghetto GrammarSchool'n in Da HoodLeroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's grammar homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence. 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotell everybody. 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good. 3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb. 4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose. 5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both. 6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. 7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis. 8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake."He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel". 9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine. 10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the pool hall. 11. Iraq - When we got to the pool hall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break. 12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?" 13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify." 14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife. I've seen this one....... But it still makes me ......... NICE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlos0683 Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 How bout this one HOMOSEXUAL- My bitch wasnt gettin me goin durin relations, so i bought her sexy lingerie to make the homosexual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffy1 Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 that's some funny shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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