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Is it just me or....... *for all you Spankee chumps*


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Have we been inundating with stupid posts from Yankees fans?:blah: I mean they can't see that each of them has posted the same f'in thing over and over again, it's called over-kill folks. It becomes very boring:bored:. We get it already, the Yankees are going to kick Bostons ass, we are :shake:, I promise:rolleyes:.

Did the juice that you did last night get you panties all in a twist?

Guys I'm trying to save you some brain cells here, no need to use them all in one place, you may need them someday, like I said we get it already

Oh yeah and you may one want be aware that one terrible side effect of too much :cheese: is :constipa: so please keep it to a minimum, we wouldn't want you straining yourselves....

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:laugh:

wow! prplhz is REALLY wound up....shit, maybe if the Sox lose again tonight we can get her to post those unedited pics she promised me & groove....some free advice for you prplhz: stick to posing naked on the beach and leave the sports talk up to us :aright:

:laugh: I'll try, but I need a beach to go to first :(

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THE WEDDING TEST

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year When we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me.

My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and could not say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

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