yuhwoo Posted November 16 Report Share Posted November 16 Paycheck guide:This explains alot...The following helpful guide has been prepared to help our employees better understand their paychecks:Item AmountGross pay $1,222.02Income tax $244.40Outgo tax $45.21State tax $11.61Interstate tax $61.10County tax $6.11City tax $12.22Rural tax $4.44Back tax $1.11Front tax $1.16Side tax $1.61Up tax $2.22Down tax $1.11Tic-Tacs $1.98Thumbtacks $3.93Carpet tacks $0.98Stadium tax $0.69Flat tax $8.32Surtax $3.46Corporate tax $2.60Parking fee $5.00F.I.C.A. $81.88T.G.I.F. Fund $9.95Life insurance $5.85Health insurance$16.23Dental insurance$4.50Mental insurance$4.33Reassurance $0.11Disability $2.50Ability $0.25Liability $3.41Unreliability $10.99Coffee $6.85Coffee Cups $66.51Floor rental $16.85Chair rental $0.32Desk rental $4.32Union dues $5.85Union donts $3.77Cash advance $0.69Cash retreats $121.35Overtime $1.26Undertime $54.83Eastern time $9.00Central time $8.00Mountain time $7.00Pacific time $6.00Time Out $12.21Oxygen $10.02Water $16.54Heat $51.42Cool air $26.83Hot air $20.00Miscellaneous $113.29Sundry $12.09Various $8.01Net Take Home Pay $0.02Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience.All questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternations, or input should be directed elsewhere.Have a nice week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted November 16 Report Share Posted November 16 LMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted November 16 Report Share Posted November 16 You forgot the "UP-THE-ASS TAX"..oh wait that would be all the taxes...Maa BAD! ------------------Midnight is where the day begins Bcem npuBET ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyv Posted November 16 Report Share Posted November 16 Originally posted by Unbound:You forgot the "UP-THE-ASS TAX"..oh wait that would be all the taxes...Maa BAD! there goes the $0.02 your going to have to work overtime if want to go clubbing. ------------------"Smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imaqtxoxo Posted November 17 Report Share Posted November 17 So true.......work all week and come home with Peanuts.....not even Peanuts, I'm sure there more than .02! I think its too funny that the elders at my job believe they can bombard me with work they don't want to do because they're higher on the totum pole.....LOL! I believe in due time fully BUT, something like calling 411 and getting a number isn't that hard.....do it yourself! It just happened so I had to express aloud!!! Thank you.As far as the taxes go....well, we've been paying since the days of the colonies and the only thing that has changed since is each year they find something else to tax us on.......Put A TAX on WEED.....Now, thats a tax I wouldn't mind paying ------------------ www.djcentral.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxyroxy20 Posted November 17 Report Share Posted November 17 LMAO, so true ------------------ http://members.tripod.com/smilecwm/cgi-bin/s/asian/pbunny.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted November 17 Report Share Posted November 17 that reminds me the Over-time tax it is calculated whatever you make over time times two...minus inflation...I think i'm going on welfare..oh but wait..RUDY got rid of that too... ------------------Midnight is where the day begins Bcem npuBET ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibhugh Posted November 17 Report Share Posted November 17 ROFL!That is so true. I make over twice what I did 2 years ago and I really only come home with like 30-40% more.... Hmmmmm go figure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keshiki Posted November 17 Report Share Posted November 17 that is so true! how ridiculous huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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