philippio Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 One day a guy with premature ejaculation problems went to a doctor.The doctor said, "Whenever you feel the urge to ejaculate, startle yourself." So he went out and bought a starter pistol. When he got home his wife was naked in bed ready fo him. So they got in the 69 position and started at it. When he felt the urge he fired the pistol. The next day he went to the doctor and the doctor asked him how it wentHe said, "Not to good. My wife bit off three inches of my dick, shit in my face and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands up, naked." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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