stogiey2k2 Posted November 12 Report Share Posted November 12 9 Things People Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema ! and stare at the damned floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short". What the hey?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone ! asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted November 12 Report Share Posted November 12 9 Things People Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema ! and stare at the damned floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short". What the hey?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone ! asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass? That's nothing. I went to Quizno's yesterday and there was this lady ahead of me who was taking a million hours to decide what size sandwich she wanted. At one point she calls the sandwich guy and asks in all seriousness: "how big is the 10 inch sub?" I nearly tipped over from laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdrealmsp Posted November 12 Report Share Posted November 12 That's nothing. I went to Quizno's yesterday and there was this lady ahead of me who was taking a million hours to decide what size sandwich she wanted. At one point she calls the sandwich guy and asks in all seriousness: "how big is the 10 inch sub?" I nearly tipped over from laughing. dont they have the actual size of the sandwiches on display???? like a plastic model of the actual sandwich in the different sizes....i think i remember seeing that there once....IM SURROUNDED BY STUPID PEOPLE!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted November 12 Report Share Posted November 12 dont they have the actual size of the sandwiches on display???? like a plastic model of the actual sandwich in the different sizes....i think i remember seeing that there once....IM SURROUNDED BY STUPID PEOPLE!!!!!Plastic model or no plastic model, a 10" sub is 10" long. I noticed she was wearing a NASA employee badge. I'll be far far away when she launches the next rocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stogiey2k2 Posted November 12 Author Report Share Posted November 12 Plastic model or no plastic model, a 10" sub is 10" long. I noticed she was wearing a NASA employee badge. I'll be far far away when she launches the next rocket. Nize, yeah i believe they do have the actual sizes on display what a moron the lady is good God lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted November 12 Report Share Posted November 12 God didnt deliver equal amounts of gray matter to all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nexusgroove Posted November 12 Report Share Posted November 12 Guilty of #2!Dunno why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffy1 Posted November 12 Report Share Posted November 12 TRUE!to all the above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patopeaking Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 9 Things People Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema ! and stare at the damned floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short". What the hey?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone ! asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass? you are worse than a whinging pom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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