obby Posted November 12 Report Share Posted November 12 "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And, who was the woman you were with?" "Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "I cannot say." "Was it Patricia Kelly?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Liz Shannon?" "I'm sorry, but I can't name her." "Was it Cathy Morgan?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Fiona McDonald, then?" "Please, Father, I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church for three months. Be off with you now." Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Three month's vacation and five good leads," says Tommy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted November 12 Report Share Posted November 12 LOL. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 waka waka waka indeed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo2 Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And, who was the woman you were with?" "Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "I cannot say." "Was it Patricia Kelly?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Liz Shannon?" "I'm sorry, but I can't name her." "Was it Cathy Morgan?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Fiona McDonald, then?" "Please, Father, I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church for three months. Be off with you now." Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Three month's vacation and five good leads," says Tommy.I don't get it, Obby.Nowhere in that joke does it say how stupid Bush is. That's the only thing that makes me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo2 Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Bounce you way into oblivion, kid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obby Posted November 13 Author Report Share Posted November 13 I don't get it, Obby.Nowhere in that joke does it say how stupid Bush is. That's the only thing that makes me laugh. There is no conspiracy in this joke. Of course you're not going to get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 There is no conspiracy in this joke. Of course you're not going to get it. You tell that skanky little whore how it is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjm Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 lol!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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