raincry Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 The Ten Best Things to Say if you Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk. 10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen." 9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to ." 8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time." 7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy." 6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." 5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?" 4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem." 3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?" 2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?" NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk........ Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 AMEN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffy1 Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 i've used them all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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digitalphoenix Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 Straight out:I got a hangover and need to reflect on the damage I have done untomy body.......I shall never do this again......til next weekend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 Straight out:I got a hangover and need to reflect on the damage I have done untomy body.......I shall never do this again......til next weekend! Thanks Victor! You just got me fired! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stogiey2k2 Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 very nice lol.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 Thanks Victor! You just got me fired! Bitch, you're already fired.My recommendation:Drink more:1)Time goes faster2)Things are sweeter 3)The estrogen levels in your body will be higher, therefore making you more susceptible & understanding to the opposite sex, which will allow you to score. PS: I'll drink to that! Hear THAT Mimi???????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted November 16 Report Share Posted November 16 now...was that beautiful or what? :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted November 16 Report Share Posted November 16 now...was that beautiful or what? :laugh: what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted November 16 Report Share Posted November 16 what? funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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