raincry Posted November 17 Report Share Posted November 17 PROSTITUTE OR CONSULTANT?You work very odd hours. You are paid decent money to keep your client happy. You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the money. You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room. You charge by the hour but your time can be extended for the right price. You are not proud of what you do. You create fantasies to make yourself feel better.Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded. It's difficult to have a family or a relationship with anyone. You have no job satisfaction. If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends you to another client. You are embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living. People ask you what you do and you can't explain it so you try to be vague.Your family hardly recognizes you at reunions (at least the reunions you attend). Your friends have distanced themselves from you and you're left hanging with only other professionals. Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate. Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they get for the money. Your pimp encourages drinking and you become addicted to drugs to ease the pain of it all. You know the pimp is charging more than you are worth but if the client is foolish enough to pay it's not your problem. When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but return looking like hell (compare your appearance on Monday A.M. to Friday P.M.). You are rated on your performance in an excruciating ordeal. Even though you get paid the big bucks, it's the client who walks away smiling. The client always thinks your cut of your billing rate is higher than it actually is, and in turn, expects miracles from you. When you deduct your take from your billing rate, you constantly wonder if you could get a better deal with another pimp. Everyday you wake up and tell yourself you're not going to be doing this stuff for the rest of your life and aspire to be the next Heidi Fleiss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffy1 Posted November 17 Report Share Posted November 17 sounds pretty good where is a good pimp college to attend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macboy Posted November 17 Report Share Posted November 17 sounds pretty good where is a good pimp college to attend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted November 17 Report Share Posted November 17 Fuck the pimp. I say start yo own company & you become the pimp!!!Look at my bitch, perfect example:She was tired of getting kicked around and yelled at..so she built up her inner strenght and while on a scruff, bit her pimp off and he retreated like the little bitch he was!NOW...my bitch is a PIMP!!!!! Check it..See?? I told you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted November 17 Author Report Share Posted November 17 Fuck the pimp. I say start yo own company & you become the pimp!!!Look at my bitch, perfect example:She was tired of getting kicked around and yelled at..so she built up her inner strenght and while on a scruff, bit her pimp off and he retreated like the little bitch he was!NOW...my bitch is a PIMP!!!!! Check it..See?? I told you! :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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