lalate Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 Ladies - when a fat ugly dude that looks like he ate all of metropolitan Cleveland comes onto you in a club, why do you have to grab us other dudes and pass us off as ur husbands to get rid of the guy? So before I got thrown out of this club last night because of fried chicken, lol, Im chillin with two hot chicks I met in the club. Suddenly two HUGE (300 +) 6'6' dudes that are early 40s come over and start putting up mad game to this chicks (that are about 23). One of the chick turns to me and whispers "HELP!" I laugh. At this point, ladies, you should say "Hey dork. Beat it! 300 lbs is too much too love!"But no. Suddenly she grabs my hand and says (in a steve harvey voice) "Let me introduce my huZZZZZben."Terror filled my face lol. All of a sudden, I am forced to partake in this whole conversation about my "marraige" to dork man that wont leave. I eventually left. Ladies - us guys can take a "no". Just say "hey, no, Im not interested". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fkornre Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 u should have told the guys u have no clue who the ladies are... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 chick who sounds like Steve Harvey? odd...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 chick who sounds like Steve Harvey? odd...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 smile and say "that´s right. hunny, why don´t you get us boys some drinks?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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