funketeer Posted November 23 Report Share Posted November 23 As we now know, Dr. Atkins was 258 lbs. at the time of his death, an obese weight for a man 6' tall. For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies: 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans. 3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans. 4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted November 23 Report Share Posted November 23 that's old..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted November 23 Author Report Share Posted November 23 that's old.....wait...is that a quarter over there by the corner??? gotcha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted November 23 Report Share Posted November 23 wait...is that a quarter over there by the corner???gotcha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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digitalphoenix Posted November 23 Report Share Posted November 23 Quarters is my favorite drinking game. :beer: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted November 23 Report Share Posted November 23 R.E.M. - 'Losing My Religion'Life is biggerIt’s bigger than youAnd you are not meThe lengths that I will go toThe distance in your eyesOh no I’ve said too muchI set it upThat’s me in the cornerThat’s me in the spotlightLosing my religionTrying to keep up with youAnd I don’t know if I can do itOh no I’ve said too muchI haven’t said enoughI thought that I heard you laughingI thought that I heard you singI think I thought I saw you tryEvery whisperOf every waking hour i’mChoosing my confessionsTrying to keep an eye on youLike a hurt lost and blinded foolOh no I’ve said too muchI set it upConsider thisThe hint of the centuryConsider thisThe slip that brought meTo my knees failedWhat if all these fantasiesCome flailing aroundNow I’ve said too muchI thought that I heard you laughingI thought that I heard you singI think I thought I saw you tryBut that was just a dreamThat was just a dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted November 23 Author Report Share Posted November 23 R.E.M. - 'Losing My Religion'Life is biggerIt’s bigger than youAnd you are not meThe lengths that I will go toThe distance in your eyesOh no I’ve said too muchI set it upThat’s me in the cornerThat’s me in the spotlightLosing my religionTrying to keep up with youAnd I don’t know if I can do itOh no I’ve said too muchI haven’t said enoughI thought that I heard you laughingI thought that I heard you singI think I thought I saw you tryEvery whisperOf every waking hour i’mChoosing my confessionsTrying to keep an eye on youLike a hurt lost and blinded foolOh no I’ve said too muchI set it upConsider thisThe hint of the centuryConsider thisThe slip that brought meTo my knees failedWhat if all these fantasiesCome flailing aroundNow I’ve said too muchI thought that I heard you laughingI thought that I heard you singI think I thought I saw you tryBut that was just a dreamThat was just a dreamConsider this, bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted November 23 Report Share Posted November 23 As we now know, Dr. Atkins was 258 lbs. at the time of his death, an obese weight for a man 6' tall. For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies: 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans. 3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans. 4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. I heard that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted November 23 Author Report Share Posted November 23 I heard that!!Now hear this!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted November 23 Report Share Posted November 23 Now hear this!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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