obby Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 30 Lines to make you smile today.1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he wasGod and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.6.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.10.. I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!18.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up19.. Procrastinate Now!20.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!24.. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.25.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.26.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousandtimes the memory. 27.. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for apig. 28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.30.. I smile because I dont know what is going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obby Posted December 8 Author Report Share Posted December 8 28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music. I love that one !!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 I like #19 Procrastinate NOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 Mine fo' sho'!!!! 7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.huh? whut's dat u say? No I dont want pankackes on my O.J.!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 saweet!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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raincry Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music. I love that one !!!!!!me to..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 31. "Sleep with a whore and you'll be left wanting more!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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