nickijay Posted November 21 Report Share Posted November 21 ahem, no, it's not just your luck, i know what you're talking about. i know there has to be something better out there!!! i'm off home for a bonking!!!------------------ Boink like a bunny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copleyc Posted November 21 Report Share Posted November 21 I'm going back for a weekend in December, which will hopefully be full of drunken, drugged up debauchery.......can't wait!!ps do you want anything bringing back? marmite, hobnobs, teabags etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted November 21 Author Report Share Posted November 21 ooh, seriously??? Maltesers!!! I love them!! You can find them here and there but they cost so much, it's ridiculous. I live next to a supermarket that's owned by Marks & Spencers so I can get my extra-strong tea bags!! I think I'd owe you forever for Malteasers! OH, and if you can fit one of those English fellas in your bag, that'd be good too!!------------------ Boink like a bunny!!![This message has been edited by uknjx2 (edited 11-21-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted November 21 Report Share Posted November 21 Originally posted by uknjx2:OH, and if you can fit one of those English fellas in your bag, that'd be good too!!No need, i can import them. Just fill out this simple form and i can get you the man of your dreams..Age :Eye colour :Height :Pints a night :Times a night :good teeth (y/n) :Souther/Northern/Welsh/Scottish :Width/Girth : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted November 21 Author Report Share Posted November 21 Originally posted by back2basics-: No need, i can import them. Just fill out this simple form and i can get you the man of your dreams..Age : anywhere b/t 25 & 33Eye colour : whateverHeight : as long as he's taller than me (5'1)Pints a night : as many as he wants as long as he doesn't get brewer's droopTimes a night : well, depends on whether it's a weeknight or weekend!good teeth (y/n) :yes, of course b/c i do, but they don't have to be perfect, just not all brown, yucky and wonkySouther/Northern/Welsh/Scottish : what's best?Width/Girth : um, about this by this so when may i expect him to arrive?------------------ Boink like a bunny!!![This message has been edited by uknjx2 (edited 11-21-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copleyc Posted November 21 Report Share Posted November 21 Originally posted by back2basics-: No need, i can import them. Just fill out this simple form and i can get you the man of your dreams..Age : 30 - 34Eye colour : don't careHeight : 6'2" or tallerPints a night : at least 10Times a night : hmm, depends on the above, but hopefully 3good teeth (y/n) : according to everyone here, everyone in the UK has bad teeth, right????Souther/Northern/Welsh/Scottish : don't care as long as he's not an upper class twitWidth/Girth : any. (first time I did this I thought you meant fat or thin, then realised you were probably talking about something else. or have I just got sex on the brain?)[This message has been edited by dirtyslapper (edited 11-21-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted November 21 Report Share Posted November 21 Well i have entered your details into my advanced 'find-a-limey' computer system, selecting a northerner (as they are by far the best)..This is who it came out with.... Dirty will fill you in You will have no getting a UK bloke anyway [This message has been edited by back2basics- (edited 11-21-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copleyc Posted November 21 Report Share Posted November 21 my fucking hero..... hah ahhahahahhahhahaajust pissing myself laughing. ahhh Roy "chubby" Brown....... what a class act.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted November 21 Report Share Posted November 21 Well i fit most profiles and i am cheep, so you both can have me on a time share basis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted November 21 Author Report Share Posted November 21 who is he? he looks like ronnie corbett. not quite what i had in mind but he has nice teeth and he can juggle so that's good!------------------ Boink like a bunny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copleyc Posted November 21 Report Share Posted November 21 urmm - believe me, Chubby Brown is the LAST bloke on earth you would want to even be in the same room as, let alone shag..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted November 21 Report Share Posted November 21 Originally posted by uknjx2:who is he? he looks like ronnie corbett. not quite what i had in mind but he has nice teeth and he can juggle so that's good!LOL, That, my dear, is Roy 'chubby' Brown he is even more of a comic genius than Benny Hill (i know it's hard to beleive but he is)...He is funny, has got great patchwork cloths, is stinking rich and can get free entry to any working mans club in the UK... what more could you want? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted November 21 Report Share Posted November 21 Originally posted by dirtyslapper:urmm - believe me, Chubby Brown is the LAST bloke on earth you would want to even be in the same room as, let alone shag.....What are you on about? He is great in bed, or so his wife says Check out - <A HREF="/cgi-bin/redir.cgi?url=http://www.dave-edwards.com/chubbysworld/main/" TARGET=_blank>http://www.dave-edwards.com/chubbysworld/main/</A> He is the sexiest man alive.[This message has been edited by back2basics- (edited 11-21-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted November 21 Author Report Share Posted November 21 he's too old for my tastes though i do love a fella that can make me laugh......and cheap or not, b2b, i'll not be paying for any nookie, at least not yet!!------------------ Boink like a bunny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted November 21 Report Share Posted November 21 Originally posted by uknjx2:he's too old for my tastes though i do love a fella that can make me laugh......and cheap or not, b2b, i'll not be paying for any nookie, at least not yet!!If i was French i would say -Pourquoi pas les hommes avaient payé l'' nookie ' pour des centaines d'années. but i am not, i am English and i would say - mon chéri vous ne devrez jamais payer. N'importe quel homme serait stupide pour ne pas vous verser en cadeaux. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted November 21 Report Share Posted November 21 u brits truely are funny, and this time i'm leaving my rolling eyes sarcasm behind.ps: long live benny hill, quit comparing him with these punks. thats like these fools comparing s&d with pvd... ------------------chronic is the answer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted November 21 Author Report Share Posted November 21 Originally posted by back2basics-: If i was French i would say -Pourquoi pas les hommes avaient payé l'' nookie ' pour des centaines d'années. but i am not, i am English and i would say - mon chéri vous ne devrez jamais payer. N'importe quel homme serait stupide pour ne pas vous verser en cadeaux. um, ok, french 101....men have been paying for nookie for hundreds of years??? and what? en anglais, s'il vous plait, parce que my french sux!!!------------------ Boink like a bunny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted November 21 Report Share Posted November 21 Originally posted by uknjx2: um, ok, french 101....men have been paying for nookie for hundreds of years??? and what? en anglais, s'il vous plait, parce que my french sux!!!LOL,Yeh you got the first,The second says something like- you will never have to pay, any man would be stupid not to shower you in gifts.(or something like that!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted November 21 Report Share Posted November 21 Originally posted by p00h:u brits truely are funny, and this time i'm leaving my rolling eyes sarcasm behind.ps: long live benny hill, quit comparing him with these punks. thats like these fools comparing s&d with pvd... Cheers pOOh, some of you Americans are pretty funny too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted November 21 Author Report Share Posted November 21 Originally posted by back2basics-: LOL,Yeh you got the first,The second says something like- you will never have to pay, any man would be stupid not to shower you in gifts.(or something like that!)aw, how nice!! those words have touched me in a special place!! ------------------ Boink like a bunny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattsta Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 well I'm coming over on december 13th to swoon around NYC being very English (pissed and messed up)Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 Originally posted by mattsta:well I'm coming over on december 13th to swoon around NYC being very English (pissed and messed up)MattThere you go, one English man.. (dont trust anybody called Matt though) Matt can we have a picture to see if you are suitable candidate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copleyc Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 unfortunately I think Matt doesn't meet the age requirements.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted November 22 Author Report Share Posted November 22 how do we know?? how do we know??? i don't mind a young piece of ass!! i mean a gentleman of the younger set...whatever!------------------ Boink like a bunny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 Yeh lets see the pictures first before judging the fella.Where the hell is cilla black when you need her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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