bastardino Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 I'd like to find out if there are any more goat/sheep lovers on this board and if there are, perhaps we could share our experiences and maybe learn from each other. Maybe even if things go okay, we could have a little threesome with this one goat that I've been seeing for awhile. Please let me know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copleyc Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bre5379 Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 Originally posted by dirtyslapper:baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaGood one!!!Breann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 Well i once knew a Welsh farmer, he used to swear by 'doing' the sheep on the edge of a cliff.. so it pushed back harder..sorry bout that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bastardino Posted November 22 Author Report Share Posted November 22 Well all jokes aside, doing a sheep in the ass is one of the greatest feelings a man can experience. However, the hardest thing to do is a Donkey. But once you do it you are considered to be a man. It's tough though. dzshigit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copleyc Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 yeah, I imagine it's a bit more difficult to get a donkey's back legs wedged down your wellies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 i eat goat cheese and have used a lamb skin condom . . .------------------Life is too short to be small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 Originally posted by dirtyslapper:yeah, I imagine it's a bit more difficult to get a donkey's back legs wedged down your wellies...LOL,Shit you beat me to it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungee Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 Originally posted by bastardino:Well all jokes aside, doing a sheep in the ass is one of the greatest feelings a man can experience. However, the hardest thing to do is a Donkey. But once you do it you are considered to be a man. It's tough though. dzshigitWhy is it so hard to 'do a Donkey' Dude?... ------------------What da..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdogg Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 Keep the Wellies one size larger so you can wrap your shins in yesterday's newspaper. Keeps you from getting bruised too badly.------------------JDogg "Jesus Tap Dancing Christ,I've never seen anything sojuvenile in my life."- Mr. Garrison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ichi_gami Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 Yesterday's paper??!? But I didn't do the crossword yet! ------------------New and improved --- Coming to you now from NYC! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungee Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 Ok..Ok..I got the joke...so sowee...kinda slow today...mind is on da freakin weekend...------------------What da..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bastardino Posted November 22 Author Report Share Posted November 22 It's extremely hard to do a donkey because they resist too much, they push you away and head butt you if you try to fuck them. Now i'm talking about an adult donkey. Sure, a donkey kid would't be a problem. In some countries in middle east you become a man when you are able to do a donkey. And usually you are in your 20's when you are able to do so. I did it at 19. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decepticon Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 Originally posted by bungee: Why is it so hard to 'do a Donkey' Dude?... (robot voice) have you engaged in the donkey kong game, it is most intrigueing------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decepticon Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 Originally posted by bungee: Why is it so hard to 'do a Donkey' Dude?... (robot voice) have you engaged in the donkey kong game, it is most intrigueing------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatchikthrilla Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 lmaoBastardino, you are 1 funny mother fucker------------------BIGGER is BETTER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vejita Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 Hey, what about llamas, wombats and emus?!-------------------=Vejita=-"Live through the week. Live for the weekend." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 Originally posted by vejita:Hey, what about llamas, wombats and emus?!It's true, it's true.. bastardino, dont discriminate.. spread the love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 Actually what about field mice.. wouldn't that be more...... your size? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melichacha Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 I could see llamas being good (if you don't mind all the slimy spitting) -- all that llama hair/ fur stuff to grab on to gives a really good grip... Field mice would be a little tough (especially to catch in the first place!)... How about Guinea Pigs? - Meli - ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted November 22 Report Share Posted November 22 Originally posted by melichacha:I could see llamas being good (if you don't mind all the slimy spitting) -- all that llama hair/ fur stuff to grab on to gives a really good grip... Field mice would be a little tough (especially to catch in the first place!)... How about Guinea Pigs? - Meli - Well a guy with bastarino's obvious cunning, could breed the mice in cages. That way he would have no problem (and a never ending supply)... i think Guinea Pigs maybe like fitting a pencil in a tunnel At the end of the day he is only trying to make him self look good sating the he COULD shag sheep.. i dont think he has it in him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungee Posted November 23 Report Share Posted November 23 Originally posted by back2basics-:Actually what about field mice.. wouldn't that be more...... your size?Nahhhh..they're too quick for an old fart like Bastardino...I've seen those movies where woman suck these huge Dicks of Horses and even seen them stick a Pony's dick in their snatch...I find that sooo fascinating and stimulating at the same time...Prolly cause I'm a city boy and fantasize about these things...tehn again I can always sneak into the Bronx Zoo one night.....------------------What da..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungee Posted November 24 Report Share Posted November 24 Me HUNG LOW need elephant to fucky fucky. HUNG LOW very horny. sucky sucky. ------------------What da..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungee Posted November 24 Report Share Posted November 24 ---------------What da.....[This message has been edited by bungee (edited 11-23-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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