sidoolongo Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 Chuck Norris clogs the toilet with his piss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bxbomb Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 Chuck Norris clogs the toilet with his pissdidnt we just discuss outsiders interjecting weak attempts at humor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidoolongo Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 didnt we just discuss outsiders interjecting weak attempts at humorWere you insulted by that comment and blowing it out of proportion? I tried to be as nice a possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bxbomb Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 Were you insulted by that comment and blowing it out of proportion? I tried to be as nice a possible.insulted ?? over what i know my joke with the carrots was cheese you took a lot psych classes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calebdead Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 One time Chuck Norris hit a homerun that left the earth's atmoshpere.It was the second longest one he ever hit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidoolongo Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 insulted ?? over whatOK, just making sure.I was a psych major for 2 semesters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calebdead Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 When the boogeyman goes to seep at night, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bxbomb Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 is jack bauer more powerful than chuck norrishttp://www.jackbauerisgod.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidoolongo Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 When Chuck Norris fucks a man in the anus, nobody thinks it's gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calebdead Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 Sometimes, at night, God looks up at the sky and wonders if their exists a Chuck Norris.k, I just made that one up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidoolongo Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 Pedro votes for Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calebdead Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calebdead Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 Batman drives a chucknorrismobile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidoolongo Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 Chuck doesn't wear underwear because no one has been able to build a pair that can do the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calebdead Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 Chuck Norris doesn't get lost. His destination finds him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bxbomb Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidoolongo Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 There are no such things as lesbians, only women who haven't been fucked by Chuck Norris..... yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calebdead Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 sid, how many of these have you made up? I've made up 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidoolongo Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 First I want to see if you can guess how many are mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calebdead Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 The lesbian, underwear, fucking in the anus, and the Pedro ones were yours.I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidoolongo Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 7, but chances are someone somewhere though of it as well before me. Chuck Norris is *everywhere*! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sidoolongo Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 The Smithsonian keeps a list of animals that Chuck Norris doesn't like.(But for the sake of political correctness it's called the "Extinct Species List".) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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