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single - no girlie

but i think i might know the problem

when i invite a chick to my place - we get all heated and get our clothes off

just befor we start having sex - i ask her to hold on a second -

she says "why"

i say "cause i like to use objects"

she says " dont you mean toys"

i say " no, i mean objects"

she replies usualy with " ok let see"

i go into the other room and get one of those TOUCH LAMPS

(when you touch it , it goes on , then brighter, and brighter til it goes out) she knows what it is and asks " whats that for?"

i say

I need you to bend over so i can stick this in your ass

she says "alright but only til i say stop, but why do you want that thing?"

I say " cause i want to punch you til the lights go out, tell me when that happens"

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i love it when i get a neg rep points from people who claim they couldn't give two shits about them....too funny...

thats not so bad, i got this murder threats from soneone called kaydup

mystic said it was a lot of immaturity going on here, but some of those messages is really psycotich

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