djmikedr Posted November 24 Report Share Posted November 24 you know you can sing this, so I guess its music related >'Twas the night before Christmas, and Geez it was neat.> > > > >>The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.> > > > >>> > > > >>The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook.> > > > >>It was time for some pussy, by hook or by crook.> > > > >>> > > > >>She in her teddy, and I in the nude.> > > > >>Had just hit the bedroom, and reached for the lube.> > > > >>> > > > >>When out on the lawn there arose such a cry.> > > > >>That I lost my damn boner and my baby went dry.> > > > >>> > > > >>Up to the window I sprang like an elf,> > > > >>Tore back the shade while she played with herself.> > > > >>> > > > >>The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built,> > > > >>Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt.> > > > >>> > > > >>When what to my wondering eyes should appear,> > > > >>But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer.> > > > >>> > > > >>With a fat little driver, half out of his sled,> > > > >>A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head.> > > > >>> > > > >>Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite.> > > > >>And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.> > > > >>> > > > >>Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz,> > > > >>Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.> > > > >>> > > > >>Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree,> > > > >>Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee.> > > > >>> > > > >>They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub,> > > > >>Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.> > > > >>> > > > >>And then from the roof we heard such a clatter,> > > > >>As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.> > > > >>> > > > >>I was donning my jacket to cover my ass,> > > > >>When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.> > > > >>> > > > >>His suit was all smelly with perfume galore,> > > > >>He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore.> > > > >>> > > > >>"That was some brothel," he said with a smile,> > > > >>"The reindeer are pooped, I'll just stay here awhile.> > > > >>> > > > >>He walked to the kitchen and poured himself a drink,> > > > >>Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink.> > > > >>> > > > >>I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee,> > > > >>The old boy was hung, nearly down to his knee.> > > > >>> > > > >>Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack,> > > > >>But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed.> > > > >>> > > > >>The first thing he found was a pair of false tits,> > > > >>The next was a handgun and a dildo that spits.> > > > >>> > > > >>A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find,> > > > >>And a six pack of panties, the edible kind.> > > > >>> > > > >>A bra with fake nipples, a penis extension,> > > > >>And several other things that I can't even mention.> > > > >>> > > > >>A cock ring, a G-string, and all types of oil,> > > > >>A dildo so long, it lay in a coil.> > > > >>> > > > >>"This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa would shit,> > > > >>So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split."> > > > >>> > > > >>He filled every stocking and then took his leave,> > > > >>With one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve.> > > > >>> > > > >>He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead,> > > > >>Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead.> > > > >>> > > > >>In time he was seated, took the reins of his hitch,> > > > >>Saying, "Take me home Rudolph, this night's been a bitch!"> > > > >>> > > > >>The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout,> > > > >>"The best thing about sex is that it never wears out!"------------------Use email DJmikeDR@aol.comPM way too slow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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