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it has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent....................... 12 Calories Without her consent.................... 187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands........................ 8 Calories With one hand.......................... 12 Calories With your teeth........................ 85 Calories

PUTTING ON A PRESERVATIVE:

With an erection....................... 6 Calories Without an erection.................... 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:

Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories

POSITIONS:

Missionary............................. 12 Calories

69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories

69 standing up......................... 112 Calories Wheelbarrow............................ 216 Calories Doggy Style............................ 326 Calories Italian chandelier..................... 912 Calories

ORGASMING:

Real................................... 112 Calories False.................................. 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:

20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories

30-39 years............................ 80 Calories

40-49 years............................ 124 Calories

50-59 years............................ 972 Calories

60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories 70 and over......................... Results are still pending

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:

Calmly................................. 32 Calories In a hurry............................. 98 Calories With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories

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Guest gabo
figures youd be asking that... if you can tell which are the guys and girls by now stop having sex youngman...
I am kidding around slappy.
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Guest gabo
same here skippy... damn... c'mon now... you going tomorrow to katwalk or sully~!?

hopefully. I need some major booze after this week.

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Guest gabo
dont worry, it answered my question...i'm gonna put the "italian chandalier" into heavy rotation....
I am still working on the "Croation candle stick holder"... mannnn you gotta try that one.
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