dgmodel Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 it has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results.REMOVING HER CLOTHES:With her consent....................... 12 Calories Without her consent.................... 187 CaloriesOPENING HER BRA:With both hands........................ 8 Calories With one hand.......................... 12 Calories With your teeth........................ 85 CaloriesPUTTING ON A PRESERVATIVE:With an erection....................... 6 Calories Without an erection.................... 315 CaloriesPRELIMINARIES:Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 CaloriesPOSITIONS:Missionary............................. 12 Calories69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories69 standing up......................... 112 Calories Wheelbarrow............................ 216 Calories Doggy Style............................ 326 Calories Italian chandelier..................... 912 CaloriesORGASMING:Real................................... 112 Calories False.................................. 315 CaloriesPOST ORGASM:Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 CaloriesGETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories30-39 years............................ 80 Calories40-49 years............................ 124 Calories50-59 years............................ 972 Calories60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories 70 and over......................... Results are still pendingDRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:Calmly................................. 32 Calories In a hurry............................. 98 Calories With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 :laugh:so i guess you burn the most if you cheat..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majinbuu Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 Italian chandelier..................... 912 Calories????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 I am wondering the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majinbuu Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 http://www.gofrenchantiques.com/pg/galR/pc6517.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 oh thats hot. I am buring calories just looking at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted January 27 Report Share Posted January 27 http://www.gofrenchantiques.com/pg/galR/pc6517.html noooooice!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted January 28 Author Report Share Posted January 28 here you go: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted January 28 Author Report Share Posted January 28 this is my favourite position: (between pumps do a lil toe suckin', ass slappin, couple of kisses, suck the titties.. the whole nine very versatile position) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 here you go:which one is the guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted January 28 Author Report Share Posted January 28 figures youd be asking that... if you can tell which are the guys and girls by now stop having sex youngman... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 figures youd be asking that... if you can tell which are the guys and girls by now stop having sex youngman...I am kidding around slappy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticRain Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 Well how should Gabo know the difference when Gerbilina is neither. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted January 28 Author Report Share Posted January 28 I am kidding around slappy.same here skippy... damn... c'mon now... you going tomorrow to katwalk or sully~!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 Well how should Gabo know the difference when Gerbilina is neither. shes hot trust me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 same here skippy... damn... c'mon now... you going tomorrow to katwalk or sully~!? hopefully. I need some major booze after this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 dg, those wooden figurines are no good. it's hard to tell when they're facing forward or backwards sometimes and yes, sometimes which is the guy or the girl. ya gots ta use different diagrams . i do appreciate the effort, though . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted January 28 Author Report Share Posted January 28 oh well whatever nevermind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majinbuu Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 dont worry, it answered my question...i'm gonna put the "italian chandalier" into heavy rotation.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 dont worry, it answered my question...i'm gonna put the "italian chandalier" into heavy rotation.... I am still working on the "Croation candle stick holder"... mannnn you gotta try that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majinbuu Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 I am still working on the "Croation candle stick holder"... mannnn you gotta try that one.instructions? diagram? wooden figures example? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 instructions? diagram? wooden figures example?Ill save that dg ... He's in charge of the wooden displays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majinbuu Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 Ill save that dg ... He's in charge of the wooden displays. dg...we're waiting.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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