digitalphoenix Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'llbecome a hooker.She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says,"Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy.Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked aroundthe corner."She's not there five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How much? Shesays, "A hundred dollars." He says "Shit. All I've got is thirty." Shesays, "Hold on."She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for thirty dollars?"Harry says, "A hand job".She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a handjob.He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops asimply HUGE male unit.She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back."She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly,"Harry, can you lend this guy seventy bucks?" Orisha and raincry 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 "easy hooker"......what an oxyMORON........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsblend Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 "easy hooker"......what an oxyMORON...........No that's a redundancy! Examples of oxymorons:-airline food-military intelligence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 No that's a redundancy! Examples of oxymorons:-airline food-military intelligence you're right sir phillip...it IS a redundancy............example of oxymoron: bittersweet philippio 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 you are absolutely right sir phillip.....merci for the correction..... But I have not been knighted by QE2!!! I'm not even British for fuck's sake! Ahhh, bollocks! It does have a nice ring to it though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 But I have not been knighted by QE2!!! I'm not even British for fuck's sake! Ahhh, bollocks! It does have a nice ring to it though! oh blimey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 dirty whore is also a redundancy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 what about nasty bitch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted January 28 Author Report Share Posted January 28 what about nasty bitch... Let's keep Paris Hilton out of this, OK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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