majinbuu Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all demkids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulateme."...............................................................New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "Iwant to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."...............................................................And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own motherto win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd runover Joe's Mom, too.".................................................................Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins:"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."...............................................................Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996: "Nobody infootball should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like NormanEinstein."...............................................................Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going tograduate on time, no matter how long it takes." (now that is beautiful)..............................................................Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line upalphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, thenline up in a circle."...............................................................Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter DonKing: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prisonfor three years, not Princeton."...............................................................Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a colorphoto of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell myname, I can still find my clothes."...............................................................Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime ofheavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in themorning regardless of what time it is."................................................................Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to CoachJim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting ababy, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." (Iwonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January)...............................................................Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him, 'Son,what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don'tknow and I don't care.'"..............................................................Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told aplayer who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you'respending too much time on one subject."............................................................... magellanmax 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 bahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellanmax Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all demkids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulateme."...............................................................New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "Iwant to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."...............................................................And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own motherto win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd runover Joe's Mom, too.".................................................................Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins:"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."...............................................................Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996: "Nobody infootball should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like NormanEinstein."...............................................................Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going tograduate on time, no matter how long it takes." (now that is beautiful)..............................................................Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line upalphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, thenline up in a circle."...............................................................Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter DonKing: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prisonfor three years, not Princeton."...............................................................Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a colorphoto of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell myname, I can still find my clothes."...............................................................Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime ofheavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in themorning regardless of what time it is."................................................................Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to CoachJim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting ababy, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." (Iwonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January)...............................................................Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him, 'Son,what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don'tknow and I don't care.'"..............................................................Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told aplayer who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you'respending too much time on one subject."............................................................... that was fucking great !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 fuckin hilariousthanks man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 LMFAO... :laugh: that was fucking hilarious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellanmax Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 "my sister is expecting a baby, i dont know if i'm going to be an uncle or an aunt" And the comment if the dudes IQ hits room temp in January floored me ! :laugh: What was he thinking !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majinbuu Posted February 8 Author Report Share Posted February 8 New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "Iwant to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."thats my favorite... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havokk Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 "my sister is expecting a baby, i dont know if i'm going to be an uncle or an aunt" And the comment if the dudes IQ hits room temp in January floored me ! :laugh: What was he thinking !!! haha, the moron probably got "aunt" and "uncle" confused with "neice" and "nephew". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 haha, the moron probably got "aunt" and "uncle" confused with "neice" and "nephew".lmao....you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtk4 Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 [quote name=majinbuuFrank Layden' date=' Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him, 'Son,what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don'tknow and I don't care.'"QUOTE]great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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