trojanman Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 http://miami.craigslist.org/rnr/58464666.htmli found this...it has nothing to do with me or the people involved....just thought it was funny and wanted to share...laaaateemail this posting to a friendSetting the record straight, you dumb bitch.Reply to: anon-58464666@craigslist.orgDate: 2005-02-04, 9:27PM ESTI'm 24, my ex-girl is 22. My name is Matt, some of you know who I am and what this about. This is directed to YOU KNOW WHO!Ok bitch, I was going to let things slide but you had to go jaw jacking to our friends.You told them I had some kind of crazy ass licking fetish and only wanted to fuck you in the ass.You also said I don't like to get my dick sucked and would only let you lick my nuts while I jerked off.All of that is not true. Seeing as you could not leave well enough alone, now I must tell it LIKE IT IS, BITCH!!!#1. I don't have an ass licking fetish. I only licked your asshole because I can't stand to go down on you because your pussy SMELLS SOOOO HORRIBLE! It's really sad that your ass smells better and is cleaner than your puss.#2. I don't really like fucking in the ass but I'm so afraid of the stench in your trench that I fear my dick will fall off in there and get lost, only adding to your pussy smell of death. That and it's virtually impossible to stay hard while thinking of the stinking.#3. I love having my dick sucked, just not by you. Because you suck at sucking and because you might try and 69 with the stinky pinky.#4. Now that I have decided to really hurt you emotionally and mentally, you might as well know that I fucked your 20 year old sister. I ate her pussy and it was so sweeeeeet and yummy. She sucked me off like a pro. And as far as you wondering if your 18 year old brother is gay, he very well may be, seeing as he has sucked my dick nearly a hundred times. He sucks great cock and he swallows my nut. If anyone has an ass fetish, it's that little freak. He BEGGED me to let him tongue my asshole.I have decided to continue to fuck your sister and eat her pussy. I am even going to ALLOW your brother to suck my cock some more. I think I may even arrange a daisy chain where your brother is sucking my dick while I am eating your sister's pussy.And if you piss me off more I may make your sister suck your brother's dick to complete the daisy chain.Seriously, you should have known. What guy doesn't like to fuck? Sure some may say we don't like to eat the puss, but we ALL love to lick a clean clit. And NOOOO GUY, gay, straight, or BI, doesn't love to have his dick sucked. What the fuck is wrong with you? Maybe the stench of your pussy has affected your brain??? If I had to smell that thing all day I'd be light headed, too.You stupid, smelly snatch biatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jonyquest Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 http://miami.craigslist.org/rnr/58464666.htmli found this...it has nothing to do with me or the people involved....just thought it was funny and wanted to share...laaaateemail this posting to a friendSetting the record straight, you dumb bitch.Reply to: anon-58464666@craigslist.orgDate: 2005-02-04, 9:27PM ESTI'm 24, my ex-girl is 22. My name is Matt, some of you know who I am and what this about. This is directed to YOU KNOW WHO!Ok bitch, I was going to let things slide but you had to go jaw jacking to our friends.You told them I had some kind of crazy ass licking fetish and only wanted to fuck you in the ass.You also said I don't like to get my dick sucked and would only let you lick my nuts while I jerked off.All of that is not true. Seeing as you could not leave well enough alone, now I must tell it LIKE IT IS, BITCH!!!#1. I don't have an ass licking fetish. I only licked your asshole because I can't stand to go down on you because your pussy SMELLS SOOOO HORRIBLE! It's really sad that your ass smells better and is cleaner than your puss.#2. I don't really like fucking in the ass but I'm so afraid of the stench in your trench that I fear my dick will fall off in there and get lost, only adding to your pussy smell of death. That and it's virtually impossible to stay hard while thinking of the stinking.#3. I love having my dick sucked, just not by you. Because you suck at sucking and because you might try and 69 with the stinky pinky.#4. Now that I have decided to really hurt you emotionally and mentally, you might as well know that I fucked your 20 year old sister. I ate her pussy and it was so sweeeeeet and yummy. She sucked me off like a pro. And as far as you wondering if your 18 year old brother is gay, he very well may be, seeing as he has sucked my dick nearly a hundred times. He sucks great cock and he swallows my nut. If anyone has an ass fetish, it's that little freak. He BEGGED me to let him tongue my asshole.I have decided to continue to fuck your sister and eat her pussy. I am even going to ALLOW your brother to suck my cock some more. I think I may even arrange a daisy chain where your brother is sucking my dick while I am eating your sister's pussy.And if you piss me off more I may make your sister suck your brother's dick to complete the daisy chain.Seriously, you should have known. What guy doesn't like to fuck? Sure some may say we don't like to eat the puss, but we ALL love to lick a clean clit. And NOOOO GUY, gay, straight, or BI, doesn't love to have his dick sucked. What the fuck is wrong with you? Maybe the stench of your pussy has affected your brain??? If I had to smell that thing all day I'd be light headed, too.You stupid, smelly snatch biatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jonydanger Posted February 6 Report Share Posted February 6 http://miami.craigslist.org/rnr/58464666.htmli found this...it has nothing to do with me or the people involved....just thought it was funny and wanted to share...laaaateemail this posting to a friendSetting the record straight, you dumb bitch.Reply to: anon-58464666@craigslist.orgDate: 2005-02-04, 9:27PM ESTI'm 24, my ex-girl is 22. My name is Matt, some of you know who I am and what this about. This is directed to YOU KNOW WHO!Ok bitch, I was going to let things slide but you had to go jaw jacking to our friends.You told them I had some kind of crazy ass licking fetish and only wanted to fuck you in the ass.You also said I don't like to get my dick sucked and would only let you lick my nuts while I jerked off.All of that is not true. Seeing as you could not leave well enough alone, now I must tell it LIKE IT IS, BITCH!!!#1. I don't have an ass licking fetish. I only licked your asshole because I can't stand to go down on you because your pussy SMELLS SOOOO HORRIBLE! It's really sad that your ass smells better and is cleaner than your puss.#2. I don't really like fucking in the ass but I'm so afraid of the stench in your trench that I fear my dick will fall off in there and get lost, only adding to your pussy smell of death. That and it's virtually impossible to stay hard while thinking of the stinking.#3. I love having my dick sucked, just not by you. Because you suck at sucking and because you might try and 69 with the stinky pinky.#4. Now that I have decided to really hurt you emotionally and mentally, you might as well know that I fucked your 20 year old sister. I ate her pussy and it was so sweeeeeet and yummy. She sucked me off like a pro. And as far as you wondering if your 18 year old brother is gay, he very well may be, seeing as he has sucked my dick nearly a hundred times. He sucks great cock and he swallows my nut. If anyone has an ass fetish, it's that little freak. He BEGGED me to let him tongue my asshole.I have decided to continue to fuck your sister and eat her pussy. I am even going to ALLOW your brother to suck my cock some more. I think I may even arrange a daisy chain where your brother is sucking my dick while I am eating your sister's pussy.And if you piss me off more I may make your sister suck your brother's dick to complete the daisy chain.Seriously, you should have known. What guy doesn't like to fuck? Sure some may say we don't like to eat the puss, but we ALL love to lick a clean clit. And NOOOO GUY, gay, straight, or BI, doesn't love to have his dick sucked. What the fuck is wrong with you? Maybe the stench of your pussy has affected your brain??? If I had to smell that thing all day I'd be light headed, too.You stupid, smelly snatch biatch.are you sure you are 24...? you talk like you are 18 and a highschool drop out.. Ok. ok . . ok.. let me see if i got this right.. you mad that she said you like to like ass, you like to fuck girls in the ass.. and you like to get yoru balls lick... i dont' see what is wrong with you.. oh wait i see what is wrong.. YOU LIKE TO HAVE GAY SEX!!You fucking fag... you are not even white trash.. you are more like white toxic waste.. i bet you live under the trailor.. lolyou mad that she said all these things but you don't have a problem telling us how you like to have gay sex.. GAY SEX!!! fag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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