ecks05 Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 On a transatlantic flight, the plane hits some turbulence and begins to shake violently. A few minutes later, the plane starts to go down. All of the passengers are screaming for their lives, cell phones are being used to call loved ones, sheer terror comes over all of the passengers. Just then, a beautiful woman stands up and says," Before I die, I need someone on this plane to make me feel like a woman!!" The passengers are shocked! How can this crazy bitch be thinking about sex minutes before her death?? She looks around the plane and no one says a word. They all just sit and stare at her with disbelief. As she looks to the back of the plane, a man stands up. This man is tall, dark, well-built, very handsome, and wearing a very expensive suit. He begins to slowly walk toward the woman while staring deeply into her eyes. As he approaches her, he begins to unbutton his shirt. When he gets to where she is standing, he hands her his shirt and says, "here, iron this." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 whats the deal ecks...chillin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecks05 Posted February 11 Author Report Share Posted February 11 whats the deal ecks...chillin?just waitin to get the hell outta work kid. plans for the weekend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 nah man...layin low for oncebeen doing too much partying lately, decided I'm gonna try and take a weekend off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecks05 Posted February 11 Author Report Share Posted February 11 nah man...layin low for oncebeen doing too much partying lately, decided I'm gonna try and take a weekend offgood man. everyone needs that once in a while. but try not to let it become a habit lol MysticRain 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 nah man...layin low for oncebeen doing too much partying lately, decided I'm gonna try and take a weekend offand i got more stories than Shakespeare, i thought u was going to "models & bottles" kiddd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecks05 Posted February 11 Author Report Share Posted February 11 guys guys... my joke. what did ya think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 ive heard it before....its funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecks05 Posted February 11 Author Report Share Posted February 11 just checkin because so many threads on here get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 guys guys... my joke. what did ya think?didn't even read it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecks05 Posted February 11 Author Report Share Posted February 11 didn't even read itdamn it.. i dunno, i think it's a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticRain Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 I thought it was pretty damn funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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