rollrgrll222 Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 ok..listen to this shit. I had to go give urine today at my out-patient(for parole). There were four of us in there at the same time and this new girl was the last to go. She comes out after like 10 minutes, puts the cup on the counter and starts fillin out paper work . The counselor grabs it to put it in the bag and it was COLD. The girls starts rambling...came up with the crazy shit trying to cover her ass. Finally, she said that she really couldn't go, so she just took what was in the toilet!!!! Yo, I thought I'd heard and seen it all...idiots never seem to amaze me. The crazy shit is that she told the counselor that she used ....so it was gonna be dirty anyway!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOT IN USE Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 ok..listen to this shit. I had to go give urine today at my out-patient(for parole). There were four of us in there at the same time and this new girl was the last to go. She comes out after like 10 minutes, puts the cup on the counter and starts fillin out paper work . The counselor grabs it to put it in the bag and it was COLD. The girls starts rambling...came up with the crazy shit trying to cover her ass. Finally, she said that she really couldn't go, so she just took what was in the toilet!!!! Yo, I thought I'd heard and seen it all...idiots never seem to amaze me. The crazy shit is that she told the counselor that she used ....so it was gonna be dirty anyway!!!!what dont u just do the Tom Sizemore and try to be out of a dildo during your drug test..HAHHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollrgrll222 Posted March 3 Author Report Share Posted March 3 nice...I should try that...I'd shock the hell out of whoever had to watch me pee!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOT IN USE Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 nice...I should try that...I'd shock the hell out of whoever had to watch me pee!!!!unless of course, they already knew u had a penis... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollrgrll222 Posted March 3 Author Report Share Posted March 3 nice.....sometimes I wish I had one so I could aim when I piss..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOT IN USE Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 nice.....sometimes I wish I had one so I could aim when I piss.....its fun..if you touch it when you are cold, u warm up....god's little heater.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollrgrll222 Posted March 3 Author Report Share Posted March 3 nice....I could just use someone elses to warm my hands up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOT IN USE Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 nice....I could just use someone elses to warm my hands up wow thats naughty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollrgrll222 Posted March 3 Author Report Share Posted March 3 yeah...I know..I'm dirty...but I loveit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOT IN USE Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 yeah...I know..I'm dirty...but I loveitu are like romina jr... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollrgrll222 Posted March 3 Author Report Share Posted March 3 LOL.....I'm very unique though...you'll see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOT IN USE Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 LOL.....I'm very unique though...you'll seehow so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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