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Truths about Whites, Blacks, Hispanics


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Before I get the "racist" flag thrown at me, i just want to say that we are all adults and joke are jokes. dont' look into it that much. take it for what its worth.

10 Truths Black and Hispanic people know, but White people won't

admit:

1. Elvis is dead

2. Jesus was not white.

3. Rap music is here to stay

4. Kissing your pet is not clean or cute

5. Skinny does not mean sexy

6. Thomas Jefferson had black children

7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller

8. N'Sync will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.

9. An occasional butt whooping helps a child stay in line.

10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

10 Truths White and Black people know, but Hispanic people won't

admit:

1. Hickey's are not attractive.

2. Chicken is a food, not a roommate

3. Jesus is not a name for your son.

4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

5. Maria is a name, but not for every daughter.

6. Jump out and run is not in any insurance policy.

7. 10 people in a car is too many.

8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion

statement.

9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person

in your family.

10. Letting your kids run wildly through the store is not normal.

10 Truths White and Hispanice people know, but Black people won't

admit:

1. OJ did it!

2. Tupac is dead.

3. Teeth should not be decorated.

4. Weddings should start on time.

5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

6. Jesse Jackson will never be president.

7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.

8. Church does not require expensive clothes.

9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your

car.

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