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oh yeah, oh yeah

yo momma's so fat, you mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says

to be continued

oh yeah, oh yeah

yo momma's so dirty, yo mommas so dirty

she went to night school and they marked her absent

oh yeah, oh yeah

yo momma's so big, yo momma so big

she uses a microwave as her beeper

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oh yeah, oh yeah

yo momma's so fat, you mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says

to be continued

oh yeah, oh yeah

yo momma's so dirty, yo mommas so dirty

she went to night school and they marked her absent

oh yeah, oh yeah

yo momma's so big, yo momma so big

she uses a microwave as her beeper

:rofl: :rofl:

Yo momma is so fine she is Raincry! :arrow:

:love:

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Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

Yo mama's so black, she drinks water and pees coffee.

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo mama's so fat, she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy.

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