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Harry did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and

> >> falling to sleep.

> >>

> >> All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a cowl

> >> standing in front of his bed.

> >>

> >> "What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?...... and who are you?" he

> >> asked.

> >>

> >> "This is not your bedroom," the man replied, "I am St. Peter, and you

> >> are in heaven."

> >>

> >> "WHAT!?? Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want to die..... I'm too

> >> young." said Harry. "If I'm dead, I want you to send me back

> >> immediately."

> >>

> >> "It's not that easy", said St. Peter, "you can only return as a dog

> >> or a hen. You can choose on your own..."

> >>

> >> Harry thought about it for a while, and figured out that being a

> >> dog is too tiring, but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed life.

> >> Running around with a rooster can't be that bad.

> >>

> >> "I want to return as a hen." Harry replied.

> >>

> >> And in the next second, he found himself in a chicken run, really

> >> nicely feathered. But man, now "he" felt like the rear end was

> >> gonna blow........ then along came the rooster.

> >>

> >> "Hey, you must be the new hen on the farm." he said. "How does it

> >> feel?"

> >>

> >> "Well, it's OK I guess, but it feels like my rear end is blowing up."

> >>

> >> "Oh that!" said the rooster. "That's only the ovulation going on.

> >> Have you never laid an egg before??"

> >>

> >> "No, how do I do that?" Harry asked.

> >>

> >> "Cluck twice, and then you push all you can."

> >>

> >> Harry clucked twice, and pushed more than he was good for, and

> >> then 'Plop' and an egg was on the ground.

> >>

> >> "Wow" Harry said "that felt really good!" So he clucked again and

> >> squeezed. And you better believe that there was yet another egg on

> >> the ground. The third time he clucked, he heard his wife shout:

> >>

> >> "Harry, for Gods sake wake up, you're shitting all over the bed!"

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