dgmodel Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 Harry did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and> >> falling to sleep.> >>> >> All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a cowl> >> standing in front of his bed.> >>> >> "What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?...... and who are you?" he> >> asked.> >>> >> "This is not your bedroom," the man replied, "I am St. Peter, and you> >> are in heaven."> >>> >> "WHAT!?? Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want to die..... I'm too> >> young." said Harry. "If I'm dead, I want you to send me back> >> immediately."> >>> >> "It's not that easy", said St. Peter, "you can only return as a dog> >> or a hen. You can choose on your own..."> >>> >> Harry thought about it for a while, and figured out that being a> >> dog is too tiring, but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed life.> >> Running around with a rooster can't be that bad.> >>> >> "I want to return as a hen." Harry replied.> >>> >> And in the next second, he found himself in a chicken run, really> >> nicely feathered. But man, now "he" felt like the rear end was> >> gonna blow........ then along came the rooster.> >>> >> "Hey, you must be the new hen on the farm." he said. "How does it> >> feel?"> >>> >> "Well, it's OK I guess, but it feels like my rear end is blowing up."> >>> >> "Oh that!" said the rooster. "That's only the ovulation going on.> >> Have you never laid an egg before??"> >>> >> "No, how do I do that?" Harry asked.> >>> >> "Cluck twice, and then you push all you can."> >>> >> Harry clucked twice, and pushed more than he was good for, and> >> then 'Plop' and an egg was on the ground.> >>> >> "Wow" Harry said "that felt really good!" So he clucked again and> >> squeezed. And you better believe that there was yet another egg on> >> the ground. The third time he clucked, he heard his wife shout:> >>> >> "Harry, for Gods sake wake up, you're shitting all over the bed!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L46183 Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 hahahow did he shit through his pants??(rhetorical) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahalomenehune Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 haha..shittting on his bed..... that always cracks me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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