digitalphoenix Posted May 6 Report Share Posted May 6 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California. Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines mjm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blendprod Posted May 6 Report Share Posted May 6 koky got banned from cj ...again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blendprod Posted May 6 Report Share Posted May 6 25 year anniversary celebration of mandatory box law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted May 7 Author Report Share Posted May 7 NEW LAW PASSED: BARS, CLUBS & RESTAURANTSWILL BE FINED $5,000 for every$10 overcharged "accidently",to a credit card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdamon7278 Posted May 7 Report Share Posted May 7 NEW LAW PASSED: BARS, CLUBS & RESTAURANTSWILL BE FINED $5,000 for every$10 overcharged "accidently",to a credit card.Looks like Luis will be out of business, bitach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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