The Cuban Dog (Joke)

[obby]

The Cuban Dog

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a

beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over

themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up

arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before

her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her

in return. Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors,

she decides to be kind and tells them. The first one who can use the words

liver and cheese together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out

with me. The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, I love

liver and cheese. Oh, how childish, said the Poodle. That shows no

imagination or intelligence whatsoever. She turned to the tall, shiny Golden

Retriever and said, how well can you do? Um. I HATE liver and cheese, blurts

the Golden Retriever. My, my, said the Poodle. I guess it's hopeless. That's

just as dumb as the Lab's sentence. She then turns to the last of the three

dogs and says, How about you? The last of the three is a handsome exiled

Cuban dog. He gives her a big smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden

Retriever and the Lab and says in broken English, "Liver alone. Cheese

mine."

… The female Poodle and the Cuban dog had a great time together that night.

[digitalphoenix]

:bounce:

[happyface]

hahahahahahaha so in other words it was a black man, a gringo, and a latin and of course the latin ends up with the female...

Nice

[Guest onisakura]

hahahahahahaha so in other words it was a black man, a gringo, and a latin and of course the latin ends up with the female...

Nice

Touche. *lol*

[djcarlosf]

Touche. *lol*

isnt that how it always is though?

[funketeer]

Cuban dogs are funny

[happyface]

Touche. *lol*