digitalphoenix Posted May 9 Report Share Posted May 9 A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some "Polish Sausage."The clerk looks at him and asks, "Are you Polish?"The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you some things: If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if Iwas Jewish? Or Virginia Ham, would you ask me if I was from Virginia? Or Swiss cheese, would you ask me if I was from Switzerland? Or Swedish meat balls, would you ask me if I was Swedish? Or if I asked for a Cuban sandwich, would you ask me if I was Cuban? Or if I asked you for aTaco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"The clerk says, "Well, no.""And if I asked you for some Irish Whiskey, would you ask me if I was Irish? What about Canadian Bacon, would you ask me if I was Canadian?""Well, I probably wouldn't,"With self-indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish Sausage?"The clerk replies, "NO........Because you're at Home Depot." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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