Polish Divorce.

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A Polish man married an American girl after he had

been in the United States a year or so; and, even though

his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.

But one day he rushed into a lawyer's office

and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him

--"very quick."

The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend upon the circumstances, and asked him a few questions:

LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"

POLE: "Yah, Yah, an acre and half and a nice little

home with 3 bedrooms."

LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

POLE: "It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," he responded.

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

POLE: "No," he replied, "we have a two-car carport, and have never really needed one."

LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"

POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."

LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set and DVD

player with 5.1sound. We don't necessarily like the music,

but the answer to your questions is yes."

LAWYER: "Does your wife beat you up?"

POLE: "NO, I'm always up before her."

LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"

POLE: "NO, she white."

LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"

POLE: "She going to kill me."

LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"

POLE: "I got proof.

LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"

POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at

the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom.

I can read -- it says,

'Polish Remover'

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