digitalphoenix Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 A Polish man married an American girl after he hadbeen in the United States a year or so; and, even thoughhis English was far from perfect, they got along very well.But one day he rushed into a lawyer's officeand asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him--"very quick."The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend upon the circumstances, and asked him a few questions:LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"POLE: "Yah, Yah, an acre and half and a nice littlehome with 3 bedrooms."LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"POLE: "It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," he responded.LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"POLE: "No," he replied, "we have a two-car carport, and have never really needed one."LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set and DVDplayer with 5.1sound. We don't necessarily like the music,but the answer to your questions is yes."LAWYER: "Does your wife beat you up?"POLE: "NO, I'm always up before her."LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"POLE: "NO, she white."LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"POLE: "She going to kill me."LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"POLE: "I got proof.LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle atthe drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read -- it says,'Polish Remover' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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