clubbingirl Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck." His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled." Adam decided to to his friend's advice. The next day at the bar his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?" "Yes, I did," Adam replied. "Did she like it?" "Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orisha Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck." His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled." Adam decided to to his friend's advice. The next day at the bar his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?" "Yes, I did," Adam replied. "Did she like it?" "Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!" my 31st is in a few weeks. I'll gratefully take an hour of rollercoaster cunnilingus. djmikey77 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevatedflow Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 my 31st is in a few weeks. I'll gratefully take an hour of rollercoaster cunnilingus. older the berry sweeter the juice baby!! hollatcha boy, cause i love the ladies cause they are cunnilingilcious! Orisha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orisha Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 older the berry sweeter the juice baby!! hollatcha boy, cause i love the ladies cause they are cunnilingilcious! like a fine wine baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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