monsterguido78 Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 The Mind of a Guido/JuiceheadI can’t wait to workout today! I’m going to do Chest & Biceps, actually I think I’ll do Tris and Lats, or maybe Legs and Abs. Fuck it! I’m lifting everything! I’ll do 16 sets of everything today. It doesn’t matter. I love weights! I fucking love lifting them!I love the gym; I’m probably going to stay here for six hours today because I love working out so much!Alright time to get busy.I’m going to make incredibly obnoxious noises so the whole entire gym knows I’m lifting heavy weights. I can bench press 350 lbs. I can squat 500 lbs. Everyone will know this before I leave the gym today.Jesus, my tan looks great under these lights! I think I\\\'ll step it up to four times a week and a couple extra minutes in the bed. I tan naked! I’m so tan everywhere! I love being tan!I love protein shakes more than anything in life! I drink 50 protein shakes a day. I’m drinking one right now. I want to shit protein!I fucking love this shit! Is that a mirror? I\\\'ll look in it from the corner of eye so no one knows I’m looking at myself. God, I wish I could look dead-on at myself right now because I look that fucking good! LOOK AT MY BICEPS! They look so huge today. I know other people are looking at them, and I’ll just let them look. I don’t blame them one bit. My arms are enormous!Shit! My batteries in my CD player are running low. Fuck! How am I supposed to listen to my Korn CD? How am I going to get pumped up without it? Damn, my arms look huge today!Check out that chick. She fucking wants me. You can tell. I don’t blame her. I look great! … She wants to touch these ARMS! I will let her touch them if she asks nicely.My penis is so small. It doesn\\\'t really matter, I’m so ‘cut’ everywhere else. My chest and my arms are ripped! Besides, my penis gets a little bigger when it’s hard. It doesn\\\'t matter, I\\\'m HUGE everywhere else. JUST LOOK AT THESE BICEPS!I need a more supplements RIGHT NOW!! I’m going to GNC after the gym and I’m going to spend $800 on bullshit pills with this shitty gold card that proves I go to GNC. I’m going to buy Amino Acids, and everything else just to buy it! I just want to spend my money there so bad!I think I’m done working out for the day. I could work out all day if I wanted too, but my HUGE muscles need to rest. I feel so swoll! I’m going to go get another protein shake. It helps my muscle recovery. I love protein so much! God, my penis is so small Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerry52 Posted June 7 Report Share Posted June 7 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxrachael1xx Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 i dont really know what to think of this.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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