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Originally posted by matteyko:

anybody know where i can find these infamous articles on twilo? i can't seem to find them anywhere!

just go to the ny post online or the daily news and do a search in the archives on nyc clubs and some stuff will be there.

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I heard a nasty rumor that Junior drives the ambulance himself!

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well just some info for you ... many of u dont know but red bull acts like an adrenalin shot ... so next time u feel urself sliding downward into an OD , what u do is turn to one of your junkie crack out buddies and say .. hey ask those 2 having anal sex over there to let me borrow their neddle ... load it up with red bull and inject it threw your breast bone into your heart .. in a matter of seconds you should be back to normal and with more energy than ever ! btw - this also works for whiskey dick , when u cant get it up inject ur penis w/ some red bull and you'll have a raging boner for hours , that will be completely numb so u can satisfy youe lady ( or whom ever) nicely ...

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That will be the last time I ever ask a nightclub bouncer for help in obtaining emergency medical care.

I don't want to get into the specifics of "who what where etc.". Lets just say that after being hosed down and stuffed in a closet for two hours, the last place you want to be is dumped on a freezing cold sidewalk in your underwear infront of a hospital like a stack of morning newspapers.

Sorry to be a such downer, but I am kind of bitter over the whole thing.

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"It's all fun and games until someone turns up hosed down and naked in a closet or on a sidewalk in front of a hospital." -Anonymous patron at a NY superclub

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Originally posted by left_4_dead:

That will be the last time I ever ask a nightclub bouncer for help in obtaining emergency medical care.

I don't want to get into the specifics of "who what where etc.". Lets just say that after being hosed down and stuffed in a closet for two hours, the last place you want to be is dumped on a freezing cold sidewalk in your underwear infront of a hospital like a stack of morning newspapers.

Sorry to be a such downer, but I am kind of bitter over the whole thing.

Man you need to be more careful andc get better friends.

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Okay I'm relatively new to the scene and pretty damn naive...is this for real?

If so..that's really really really really really really fucked up.

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Originally posted by left_4_dead:

That will be the last time I ever ask a nightclub bouncer for help in obtaining emergency medical care.

I don't want to get into the specifics of "who what where etc.". Lets just say that after being hosed down and stuffed in a closet for two hours, the last place you want to be is dumped on a freezing cold sidewalk in your underwear infront of a hospital like a stack of morning newspapers.

Sorry to be a such downer, but I am kind of bitter over the whole thing.

*snore*

*snore*

*dreamingofprivateabluance*

*snore*

*wishingtogetoutofcloset*

*snore*

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