mimid Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted August 31 Author Report Share Posted August 31 Doesn't anyone wanna read this?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
precog Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 AMAZING FACTS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mimid Posted August 31 Author Report Share Posted August 31 we're going to do alot when I go to Miami ion December! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 we're going to do alot when I go to Miami ion December! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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funketeer Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 you guys know you loves it!!CLICK HERE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted August 31 Author Report Share Posted August 31 did you hear about the dream I had of you lastnight? click meBut read the whole thing so you get it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 did you hear about the dream I had of you lastnight? click meBut read the whole thing so you get it!i didnt wanna read the whole thing but this is what i gatheredi died fucking you and rachel ?? well , thats a good way to go if ya ask me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted August 31 Author Report Share Posted August 31 i didnt wanna read the whole thing but this is what i gatheredi died fucking you and rachel ?? well , thats a good way to go if ya ask me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted August 31 Report Share Posted August 31 i didnt wanna read the whole thing but this is what i gatheredi died fucking you and rachel ?? well , thats a good way to go if ya ask me it's good to dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 it's good to dream yeah you better stop .. you are married Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 yeah you better stop .. you are married lolokay i'll try hard to contain myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orisha Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 *giggle* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 One day we will all be non-living things! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 One day we will all be non-living things! speak for yourself..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted September 1 Report Share Posted September 1 speak for yourself..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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