jay007 Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 FART FOOTBALL An old married couple had no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14. Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits in the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time, switch sides." TRY ONLINE DATING www.datedisplay.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 lmao!!! ewwww!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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