deeelite1 Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 I was just stuffing my face with Chinese foodand I FOUND A FUCKING DEAD ROACH NEXT TO A PEAIm flipping out.wooooooooooooosa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevatedflow Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 a full dead roach or half a dead roach? .... if its half ... well you know where the half is now .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cynstam21 Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 sorry to say, but that's what you get......and people look at me crazy when I say I DONT EAT CHINESE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ras67 Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 I am calling you because I want to hear you flip out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevatedflow Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 sorry to say, but that's what you get......and people look at me crazy when I say I DONT EAT CHINESEShe is right, the last time i was going down on a chinese girl .. wouldntcha know it .. dead roach!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeelite1 Posted September 30 Author Report Share Posted September 30 I am calling you because I want to hear you flip out.I DIDNT PICK UP BECAUSE I WAS RAGING ON THE OWNERTrust meyou dont want to hear me right now t'awetioteharht ear'ieagh'ae'e4a' g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ras67 Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 You DID pick up. I could hear you going THATS DISGUSTING. Then I hung up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeelite1 Posted September 30 Author Report Share Posted September 30 You DID pick up. I could hear you going THATS DISGUSTING. Then I hung up. I AM DELERIOUSAND just got off the phone with the state board of healththe driver is on his way here nowim gonna fucking FLIP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ras67 Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 Please record it for me like you did with the roadkill. I like to listen to that one when I am sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cynstam21 Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 She is right, the last time i was going down on a chinese girl .. wouldntcha know it .. dead roach!!I HOPE IT WASNT KIMMEE!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLThe last time I went down on a Chinese, well, I didnt casue i couldnt find it....ooohhhhhhhh!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeelite1 Posted September 30 Author Report Share Posted September 30 Please record it for me like you did with the roadkill. I like to listen to that one when I am sad. I wish the telephone convo's with the owner were recordedowner: calm downme: you almost eat a roach and be calmowner: i'll send another order to youme: DO YOU THINK I WANT TO EAT MORE OF HIS RELATIVES? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevatedflow Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 I HOPE IT WASNT KIMMEE!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLThe last time I went down on a Chinese, well, I didnt casue i couldnt find it....ooohhhhhhhh!!!!!!No No! Kimmee is clean and sweet and smells like roses. but that last joke .. POW .. nice zinger sexy lady .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevatedflow Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 I wish the telephone convo's with the owner were recordedowner: calm downme: you almost eat a roach and be calmowner: i'll send another order to youme: DO YOU THINK I WANT TO EAT MORE OF HIS RELATIVES?Did he ask if you at least enjoyed the cat in your roast pork? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headpusher Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 I was just stuffing my face with Chinese foodand I FOUND A FUCKING DEAD ROACH NEXT TO A PEAIm flipping out.wooooooooooooosa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesandman Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 rip it sick johnny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeelite1 Posted September 30 Author Report Share Posted September 30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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deeelite1 Posted September 30 Author Report Share Posted September 30 :yawn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cynstam21 Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 so what's for dessert??? LOLimma gonna have a GoGurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vip-tech Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 I AM DELERIOUSAND just got off the phone with the state board of healththe driver is on his way here nowim gonna fucking FLIPTHAT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I WAS ON THE PHONE W/ STICKY @ WORKI GET TO THE LAST SIP OF MY 24oz COFFE AND.......IN MY MOUTH I FEEL SOMETHINGI SPIT IT IN MY HAND.........WHAT WAS IT???IT WAS THE TIP OF THE GUYS FINGER FROM THE BAGLE SHOP!HE SLICED IT OFF EARLIER IN THER DELI SLICERNOT THE BONE PART JUST HIS FINGERPRINT.....STILL GROSS THOUGHI SQUEEZED HIM FORN $2500 BUCKS.....TOLD EM MY UNCLE WORKED ON THE BOARD OF HEALTH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chillfactor Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 I was just stuffing my face with Chinese foodand I FOUND A FUCKING DEAD ROACH NEXT TO A PEAIm flipping out.wooooooooooooosayou're richhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you're richhhhhhhhhhhhhhtake then to court.............mo money mo money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ras67 Posted October 1 Report Share Posted October 1 Yeah I hope u took pictures Dee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkutlass Posted October 1 Report Share Posted October 1 I DIDNT PICK UP BECAUSE I WAS RAGING ON THE OWNERTrust meyou dont want to hear me right now t'awetioteharht ear'ieagh'ae'e4a' gi bet u look really hot............ sorry, i'm internet casanovaing LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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