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Yeah, real funny unless your Italian. See cause if your Italian and you've been hearing the same crap all your life about how stupid and violent your race is, it just aint as funny.

So let me get this straight, its wrong for me to make godzilla and lomein jokes about asians cause thats RACIST,

but its OK to make hurful stereotypical remarks against Italians.

Noone says anything about the constant use of the word "Guido" when refering to Italians at clubs. but if I said all the "Bruce Lee's and Jackie Chan's" at Twilo you would all say thats racist.

If that aint a double standard I dont know what is.

btw- nice fuckin tits rachel

booty direct

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Originally posted by bootydirect:

Yeah, real funny unless your Italian. See cause if your Italian and you've been hearing the same crap all your life about how stupid and violent your race is, it just aint as funny.

So let me get this straight, its wrong for me to make godzilla and lomein jokes about asians cause thats RACIST,

but its OK to make hurful stereotypical remarks against Italians.

Noone says anything about the constant use of the word "Guido" when refering to Italians at clubs. but if I said all the "Bruce Lee's and Jackie Chan's" at Twilo you would all say thats racist.

If that aint a double standard I dont know what is.

btw- nice fuckin tits rachel

booty direct

ITALIA

i have to agree with you on this one!!!!

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Seems like a typical wanna be " Guido ". Too many people putting themselves and other people down by degrading his/her own race. The only people who even talk like that are those trying to be " cool ". Try to act like a " friggin " human being instead of like everyone else. However, this is America and not Italy. Those who came over from the old country do not talk like that.... someone has been watching the Soprano's too much!!!

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CHRISTMAS ITALIAN STYLE

Twas the night before Christmas,

Da whole house was mella

Not a creature was stirrin',

Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla.

When up on da roof

I heard somethin' pound,

I sprung to da window,

To scream, "YO! Keep it down!"

When what to my

Wanderin' eyes should appear,

But da Don of all elfs,

And eight friggin' reindeer!

Wit' slicked back black hair,

And a silk red suit,

don Christopher wuz here,

And he brought da loot!

Wit' a slap to dare snouts,

And a yank on dare manes,

He cursed and he shouted,

And he called dem by name.

"Yo Tony, Yo Frankie,

Yo Vinny, Yo Vito,

Ay Joey, Ay Paulie,

Ay Pepe, Ay Guido!"

As I drew out my gun

And hid by da bed,

He flew troo da winda

And slapped me 'side da head.

"What da hell you doin'

Pullin' a gun on da Don?

Now all you're gettin' is coal,

You friggin' moron!"

Den pointin' a fat finga

Right unda my nose,

He twisted his pinky ring,

And up da chimney he rose.

He sprang to his sleigh,

Obscenities screamin',

Away dey all flew,

Before he troo dem a beatin'

Den I heard him yell out,

What I did least expect,

"Merry Friggin' Christmas to all,

And yous better show some respect!"

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i love kids who cant take a joke. enough with a macho attitude. you know your not really offended you just wanna try and show off your balls. the poem wasnt funny, ill give you that, it was corny, but wasnt meant as an insult, a little holiday humor thats all, but all the tough guys gotta pretend there pissed to cause a stir.

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Ha ha ha ha......that's some funny shit rachel......and I'm Italian by the way......but I do believe bootydirect has a point.......as in if that poem was a parody of spanish or asian people, the person would get branded racist by some........sorry but I believe that double standard exists......

Mikey

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