groovefire Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 I Netflix.Netflix is the best way to rent movies.If you don't do Netflix, you are stupid.Netflix cures cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornergirl Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 I agree! LOVE Netflix! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 With Netflix I lost 100 pounds in only 2 weeks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted January 19 Author Report Share Posted January 19 With Netflix, I get to see the movies I want, when I want, without having to even leave my house.And no late fees ever.And Netflix knows karate and will do your taxes for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahrune Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 if you do the 8 dvd's at a time plan, you also get to kill one person a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted January 19 Author Report Share Posted January 19 The Mallards were headed for home after spending the night in Medicine Hat, Alberta. "Five minutes down the road, I started having major chest pains and shortage of breath," Martin explains. "We have a cell phone, but we did not know where we were," Martin says. But Netflix did. "With hardly a hitch, Netflix got us to a hospital." Netflix also alerted the hospital's emergency room and stayed on the line with the Mallards until they arrived. And when they got there, “War of the Worlds” starring Tom Cruise was already waiting for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discokitten Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 Netflix always calls the next day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxylady69 Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 Netflix makes you breakfast in bed....but... they don't have any porn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahrune Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 Netflix owns an "I shot J.R." t-shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 Netflix def would have been helpfull to Erik Hanna when he was trying to get rid of Joe and Jeff last weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted January 19 Author Report Share Posted January 19 Netflix finished the regular season with 1,880 yards rushing and 27 TDs on 370 carries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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groovefire Posted January 19 Author Report Share Posted January 19 Remember when Netflix halted tanks is Tiananmen Square... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahrune Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 ^^^bhahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 Netflix helped Russia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted January 19 Author Report Share Posted January 19 The fact that Netflix rhymes with "gets chicks" is no coincidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 Chicks with dicks dig netflix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted January 19 Author Report Share Posted January 19 Support the KKK? Not Netflix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxylady69 Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 "Netflix ensures you get absolutely nothing done at work today..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 Common side effects of Netflix include fatigue, nausea, diarrhea, mouth sores, hair loss, and anemia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 if you are pregnant, think you are pregnant, or know someone who is you should not handle Netflix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porterhousewmc Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 I don't watch movies, I have a.d.d. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted January 19 Author Report Share Posted January 19 Prolonged erection greater than 4 hours and priapism (painful erections greater than 6 hours in duration) have been reported infrequently since market approval of Netflix. In the event of an erection that persists longer than 4 hours, the patient should seek immediate medical assistance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahrune Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 Netflix invented scientology. The plot of Miss Congeniality is loosely based on the rise of the religion's power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovefire Posted January 19 Author Report Share Posted January 19 Netflix doesn't get mad when dudes hit on his girlfriend. He really takes it as a compliment. Also, Netflix is wicked good at tennis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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