digitalphoenix Posted January 30 Report Share Posted January 30 A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of the cooler.The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?"Grandpa replied, "Can your dick touch your ass?"The little boy answered no. Grandpa said "Then you're not man enough to have a beer."A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar.The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?"Once again, Grandpa asked, Can your dick touch your ass?"The little boy answered no, again.Grandpa said, "Then your not man enough to have a cigar."A little later, the little boy came out of the house with some cookies.Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?"The boy asked, "Can your dick touch your ass?"Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah my dick can touch my ass!"The boy replied: "Then go fuck yourself, Grandma made the cookies for me!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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