HAZE Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/7502034/detail.htmlPolice: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' UrineCOLUMBUS, Ohio -- A Central Ohio man allegedly told police last week that he likes to drink the urine of adolescent boys.Alan Patton, 54, is in jail after allegedly telling Gahanna, Ohio, police about his affection for urine.Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom."He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Detective Ron Fithen said.Patton allegedly told police that he leaves the stall after the child leaves.Fithen interviewed Patton after he was arrested while leaving a movie theater last weekend."Listening to him describe it, it's like listening to a crack or cocaine addict. He's addicted to children's urine," Fithen said.According to police, Patton said he's been drinking urine for years."He told us he's been doing it over 40 years, since he was 7 years old," Fithen said.Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth."A New Albany, Ohio, father played a role in Patton's arrest. He told someone at a movie theater that Patton was staring at his son in the bathroom. The theater employee then called police.Officials said Patton is a registered sexual predator, who was convicted of rape 13 years ago.Police believe Patton has been collecting and drinking urine in cities around Central Ohio, including Hilliard, Westerville, Dublin, Worthington and Gahanna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 pissa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevatedflow Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 umm ... i wonder if he enjoys a nice hearty pile of shit as an entree with his urine ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 ...i'm not even gonna read that article...jesus... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted February 28 Report Share Posted February 28 There's someone that he should talk to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 fuckin freak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfitz73 Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 I knew those molly shots looked funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/7502034/detail.htmlat least now we know where smokemilk went... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted March 1 Report Share Posted March 1 *zing* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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