SuGaRNSpIcE Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 i just thought this was funnyMy private part died today>> An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing> home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy> asked if> there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My> private part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were> forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry,> Mr.> Goldstein, please accept my condolences." The following day, Mr.> Goldstein> was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out of his> pajamas,> when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be> walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back> inside> your pajamas." But, Nurse Tracy," replied M r. Goldstein, "I told you> yesterday that my private part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but> why is> it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Tracy. "Well," he replied.> "Today's the viewing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Eh, it was worth a chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xoericajadexo Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 hehehehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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phatman Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 >"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the>world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that,>but not with all those flies and death and stuff.">>--Mariah Carey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howienewport Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 >"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the>world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that,>but not with all those flies and death and stuff.">>--Mariah CareyI'm actually shocked that it wasn't Paula Abdul or Jessica Simpson. Go figure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 >"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the>world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that,>but not with all those flies and death and stuff.">>--Mariah Careythat cant be true, can it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 ...i got it in an email...i'll post more if i find it again...but...email/internet = truth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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